Friday, November 2, 2012

1119: FARM BOY PRAYER TAX!

He was one of them good lil’ squirts and desperately wanted a hundred bucks to buy his Momma a fine pair of shoes that she could not afford.  He had seen her eyeballin’ them in the JC Penny catalog.

So he prayed every night and even during the day, when nobody was lookin’, for God to get him that hundred bucks.  He even wrote God a letter and addressed it to him like this:
 
God
USA
 
Well, when them government morons at the post office saw it, they just assumed that it was meant for the president.  Huh uh, you see, that’s the way government employees put two and two together.  Well, long story short they sent it to Obama.
 
Well Obama got it and he just let out that ugly belly laugh of his and told his staff, “Imagine, this lil’ runt is actually asking me, of all people, for money!”  He was really besides himself!  Anyway, just for grins, he told his secretary to send the little beggar a five dollar bill and he would sign it. He thought that this kid might grow up and take his place some day, askin’ for money and all.
 
A few weeks later, yeah the post office is slow and Obama mailed it third class, anyway the saw buck arrived.
 
The lil’ boy immediately sat down and wrote another letter.  It said, “Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and that jackass Obama took $95.00 in taxes, but thank you anyway.”
 
EPILOGUE: Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, hehehehehe!

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