NICE WHEN A WELL THOUGHT OUT PLAN WORKS!

Now there just happened to be three ol’ boys walkin’ together one afternoon, one of ‘em was a farmer, the other was the head of the Muslim Brotherhood in the Middle East, name of Mohammad Hoochie Coochie, or somethin’ like that, and the last one was a Marine Gunny Sergeant.  So, low and behold they came upon an ol’ oil lamp.  You saw that one comin’ didn’t ya?  Yeah, they saw the lamp and th’ farmer picked it up, and guess what?  You got it, a Genie popped out.

Well, the Genie said, “Partners,” yes it was a Texas Genie, “I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The farmer says, "Well Genie sir, I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also be a farmer. I wish that our land will be fertile forever and will grow almost anything I want.  The Genie said, “Yee Haa!” and the farmer’s land was forever fertile for farming.

Next, it was Hoochie Coochie’s turn.  I like to call him that for short, and he was.  Hoochie was amazed by what happened to the farmer, so he said, "I wish to have a wall completely around all of the Middle East, so that no infidels, Jews or Christians can get into our precious land.”

Well, you got it, that ol’ Genie hollered out, “Yee Haa!” and there was this huge wall around all of the Middle East.

Finally, it was the Gunny’s turn, but before he wished he wanted just a bit more info from the Genie.  He asked, “Genie, I'm more than a lil’ curious ‘bout Hoochie’s wall.  Could ya fill me in some?”

So, the Genie began to explain ‘bout the wall, "Well Gunny, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the entire Middle East, there ain’t nothing can get in or out.  It’s virtually impenetrable."

The Gunny said, “Genie, that’s good information, sir.  Now, here’s my wish.  Go ahead and fill that container with water!”  The Genie hollered, “Yee Haa!” with a smile, and… well you know the rest.  Don’t ya?

Semper Fi and a hearty, "ohh rah!" to all you fine non-believers of Islam out there! 

RECITATION: "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a Muslim, believer of the Quran! They are my ENEMY and I DO NOT recognize their beliefs in Islam to be a RELIGION, and I never will! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!