REVISED: LONG FORM, SHORT FORM, THE OL’ BOY’S AB-NORM!

Well ol’ Barry, Barrack, Bubba, Hussein, Oscar or whatever name he uses these days, he sure is a slick booger.  Or, at least, he thinks he is!  He done brought out this “long form” birth document for all the world to see.  It was plastered all over the TV and we had to listen to the baloney for days.  After that, when Obama and his media thought they had us dummies convinced, they cut off coverage.  Yeah, they were hoping it would just go away.  WRONG!  We ain’t all that dumb, Barry.  I mean, just the circumstantial evidence alone is enough to tell you that you are full of…, boy I want to say something here, but I won’t.  Naw, I’ll just say he’s full of himself.  Yeah, that’d be the same thing, right?

Anyway, folks, for over two years Barry spent millions hiding all his junk.  He hid his birth document (it ain’t a certificate unless it’s real), his medical records, his financial records, his college records, his attorney records, just to name a few.  In fact, he has hid, or someone hid, just about everything since he put foot in America.  Maybe that’s why he continues to keep hiding things now!  He claims to be the most transparent president in history, when in fact, he is the most elusive.

Now let’s get down to the facts.  If y’all can’t handle facts, then stop reading now!  Here we go. 

First of all, ol’ booger’s birth date is August 4, 1961 and the “birth document” lists his father’s native country as Kenya.  Hello!  There weren’t no Kenya in 1961!  No sir, Kenya didn’t come along until 1963!  The land that is NOW called “Kenya” started out as a British protectorate in 1890 and a Crown colony in 1920.  There were many rebellions and KENYA did not achieve full independence until December 12, 1963.  It has been referred to as Kenya from that date until present times.  So put that on one of your non-pork dishes and eat too, Barry my boy.  http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0107678.html?pageno=2#ixzz1M5OACbqX

We’re just getting’ started guys, here is more:

  The “birth document” also lists the hospital of the lil’ booger’s birth, OFFICIALLY, as Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital.  Hmm!  Now ain’t that somethin’?  Yeah it is, especially when that hospital didn’t even exist until 1978.  Before that, it was OFFICIALLY; known as Kauaikeolani Children's Hospital.  Here is the history two hospitals: Kauikeolani Children's Hospital and Kapi‘olani Maternity Home.  Concerned about the welfare of Hawaii's mothers, Queen Kapi‘olani held a luau and bazaars to raise the $8,000 needed to open Kapi‘olani Maternity Home in 1890. She endowed her legacy with “Kulia i ka nu‘u” or “Strive for the highest.”  In 1908, Albert and Emma Kauikeolani Wilcox donated $50,000 to start a children's hospital. The community, concerned that two of every seven infants in Hawaii did not live to see their first birthday, rallied to match the Wilcox's gift. A year later, Kauikeolani Children's Hospital opened.  The two hospitals joined in 1978 to become Kapi‘olani Medical Center for Women & Children. Staying true to its mission, the non-profit hospital has played a vital role in the health of Hawaii's women, children and adolescents.  Check the hospitals own website:  http://www.kapiolani.org/women-and-children/about-us/default.aspx

The first  “birth document” we saw, also listed Barry's race as African American.  If anything, this should be racist.  Barry doesn’t give a hoot about black history!  If he did, he’d, of all things, get this right!  You see my friends, and especially my black friends, the term “African-American” did not exist in 1961.  Nobody used that term!  I defy you to find one single credible fact of ANYONE using the term “African-American” in 1961!  In fact, in 1961 we didn’t have ANY “Hyphenated-Americans.”  Barry’s race would have been recorded as "Negro" in 1961.  Besides his mother is listed as Caucasian and his father African.   Wouldn't that make him a "White/Black American"?  I'm just sayin'.  Hey, and in order to get a copy of a certificate, there is no race required.  Funny, yet the mother and father's race is listed.   Also, the laws changed in 2003 (they were grooming Obama already) to protect folks from investigating even more.  Seem pretty easy to ALTER a birth certificate too!  Look here:  http://www.docstoc.com/docs/58412291/Certified-Copy-of-Birth-and-Death-Records

A poem by the name of "I Can" created the term African American in 1987. The poem was written by Johnny Duncan. It appeared in the 1987 Black History Calendar, and all subsequent editions through 1993. While taking infantry training at Ft. Benning, Georgia, Duncan came across an anonymous sign that read: "The last 4 letters of American spell I Can." In 1987, Duncan set out to compose a poem based on that slogan. In the midst of writing, he realized that the last four letters of “African” also spelled "i can." So in line twenty-five, of the poem Duncan wrote, the last 4 letters of my heritage and my creed spell "i can", heritage being Afr-i-can and creed being Amer-i-can.  Jesse Jackson saw a copy of the poem in the 1989 Black History Calendar that Duncan sent to Mrs. Coretta King. Jackson then collaborated with Ramona Edelin and others and made the push to use the term Afr-i-can Amer-i-can. The rest is Afr-i-can Amer-i-can History!  Johnny Duncan, when he created the term, defined African Americans as "the children of the descendants of the African Diaspora who inhabit the Americas", not just the United States.  http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Where_did_the_term_African-American_originate

So what does all this mean?  Well, since we have no politicians, attorneys, judges and/or prosecutors with one ounce of backbone, the LIE will continue!  One thing for sure though, patriots know a foul smellin’ skunk when they run across one and this president certainly has ALL the qualifications.  Eventually, all this corruption and lying will come to a head.  There will either be killing in the streets or we will finally get the right folks in office.  Personally, I’m ready for it, either way!  I have been ready for it, for a long, long time.  Oh yeah, and EITHER WAY, you can bet your Grandfather’s favorite pocketknife that PATRIOTS will come out on top.  WE ALWAYS HAVE, WE ALWAYS WILL!  BRING IT!

                                                                                                                                 

"I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! 

 Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK 

 ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!