CHOOSIN’ THE RIGHT CAR!

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, to take a peek at that new Chevy Volt.  I wasn’t gonna buy the thing, but just for the heck of it, I decided to take the booger out for a test drive. I just wanted to get a wiff of that “new car smell” before the suckers became history.

Anyway, the salesman was wearing one of them "Obama 2012" lapel pins, he sat in the passenger seat and started tellin’ me about all its "wonderful" options.  He really honed in on the seats.  He told me all about how the seats sent warm air to your butt in the winter and sent cool air to your butt in the summer.

Well, I decided to have me some fun with the ol’ boy and told him, “This must be a one of them Republican cars.”  Well, the fella knowing that his boy in the big house favored this vehicle, he snapped back at me, “Why would you say something like that?”  While I was laughin’ my rear end off in my head, I looked at him as seriously as I could and said, “Well, if it were an Obama car this sucker would blow smoke up your butt year-round!”

I had to catch me a cab back to the dealership, but it was well worth the inconvenience.  Some folks just have no sense of humor at all.


Thanks again for your input Mr. Chamberlain.

RECITATION: "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a Muslim, believer of the Quran! They are my ENEMY and I DO NOT recognize their beliefs in Islam to be a RELIGION, and I never will! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!