Y’all know what an atheist is right. Yeah, it’s someone who don’t believe in God and most of ‘em believe their ancestors came from a huge firecracker. Really! They believe that the beginning of humanity came from a big explosion. I always tell ‘em, “If you came from an explosion, then who lit the fuse?” or “If you came from two stars bumpin’ together, then how did those stars get here? And they call God believing folks crazy. Go figure.
Anyway, this fella in Florida, an atheist, had his BVD’s all up in a wad because he felt that atheists needed a holiday like Christians have Easter. Yeah, he wanted an Atheist Special Season or an ASS. Well, this ol’ boy was so hot under the collar about this, that he took it to court. He hired himself a shyster and he figured out a way to bring a discrimination case against us Christians and Jews observances of holidays. The shyster said that it was unfair that atheists had no holidays of their own.
Finally, the atheist’s case came up on the docket. He was glad that he was getting’ his day in court. Him and his shyster walked into court lookin’ like the only two roosters in the barnyard. To say that they looked “cocky” was an understatement.
The shyster really put on a show. He threw out them, “…but your honor’s”, “I object’s” and “Let me site case number such and such’s” like he was Perry Mason. Yes sir, the case went back and forth and forth and back until the judge had heard enough, slammed his gavel down and declared, “Case dismissed!”
The shyster was in complete shock, being the cocky sucker that he was! He jumped up from his seat and yelled, “Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no holidays to celebrate?” Well, the calm ol’ judge leaned over in his chair towards the shyster and said, “But counselor your client does have such a holiday. He is just very confused.” The shyster replied, “You Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holidays for atheists.”
The judge continued, “Counselor, have you or your client ever heard of April 1st being April Fools Day?” The shyster replied, “Yes, but what does that have to do with my client?” “Well sir”, says the judge, “Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, ‘There is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client insists there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore sir, April 1st is hereby declared an atheist’s holiday! Court id adjourned.”
You just gotta love a judge that knows his scripture. This lil’ story kinda reminds me of that Jerry Reed song, ‘When You’re, Hot You’re Hot!’ Can I get an Amen on this?
"I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY!
Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK .
..and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!
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