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"First, as I always do, let me say, that I am proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. Second, I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. And last, I will defend the original Constitutional rights and lives of those patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend others, who will be shocked to learn, that what they once believed in, was false”. -- JOHN L SULAK
If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a
moral objection to liquor, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you have more wives than teeth, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you wipe your rear end with your bare hand,
but consider bacon unclean, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you think, vests come in two styles:
bulletproof and suicide, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you can't think of anyone, you haven't
declared Jihad against, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than, setting off roadside bombs, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you have nothing against women and think
that every man should own at least four, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you smell like you are on the sixth day
of your five day deodorant pad, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you six year old son knows how to pull a pin
on a grenade and throw it, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If your bride to be, postpones the wedding because
she has to go on her fourth grade field trip, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If your wife pretends to like it rough, no,
I mean really rough, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
If you use your goat for more
than milk and/or meat, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
AND FINALLY
If you have a fetish about cutting
and deforming genitalia, then
YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!
There you go, guys! Now do me one small favor.
HONOR OUR TROOPS BY DISGRACING AND HUMILIATING COMMUNISTS AND MUSLIMS!
“Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.” -- JLS
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