ONE MAN’S STENCH IS ANOTHER MAN’S SWEET AROMA!

NOW THAT'S FUNNY
I DON'T CARE WHO
YOU ARE!

"First, as I always do, let me say, that I am proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. Second, I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. And last, I will defend the original Constitutional rights and lives of those patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend others, who will be shocked to learn, that what they once believed in, was false”. -- JOHN L SULAK

                                                                         

Well, Ol' George Bush was back in the news last week. Yeah, he decided he needed to get his ears lowered a bit. The ol' mop was starting to get a little shabby and George liked to keep his hair short. The problem was, that George was in Washington, and all though he really liked his barber in Crawford, well he hated shabby hair worse, and so off he went to a Washington DC barber.

His driver found him a barber close by and George went in. The barbers were pleased to see a man of his stature come to their shop and promptly seated him. George said, "Give me the works!", as he smiled at the barber. "Yes sir! Oh, and by the way, Mr. Bush, I am Franco and this is my brother Tony. We are much honored to have you
 in our shop.” said the barber. George smiled and said, “Glad to meet you boys.”

Well, everything was going smooth, when George and the barber looked up at the commotion outside. There were black SUV’s everywhere! Men were jumping out of them and all of them surrounded one lone SUV! Finally, a man got out of this particular SUV and it was, of all people, Barrack Hussein Obama. George laughed, looked at the barber and said, “What in the hell is he doing here?” The barber replied, “Oh, Mr. Bush, he is a regular customer. Tony cuts his hair all the time.” Tony was the other barber. George just kinda grunted, “Hmm.”

As George and Obama sat there, each receiving a haircut and shave, by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers cut their hair in silence. They were afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. The barbers were just about finished with both their shaves, when the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, “Hey man, what are you doing? I’ve told you more than once, that if my wife, Michelle, smells aftershave on me she will think that I have been in a cathouse. Just a hot towel please, as always! Geeeez!” Tony apologized and then apologized repeatedly.

Franco, almost being afraid to ask, turned to George and said, “How about you Mr. Bush?” Bush replied, “You betcha Franco! Oh, and don’t be stingy. You see, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a cathouse smells like.” 

                                                                                                                                                           

“Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.” -- JLS