GOBBLERS! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' THANKSGIVING!

AIG? That's the "American Income Gobbler!" Just like a normal 200 pound two year old child, it keeps on hollerin', "More mommy, more!" (This referring to a normal 200 pound is only an example. I shouldn't have to say this, but we have become so "touchy" and "pc" that I feel I must. I understand that there are rare cases of abnormal eating disorders in children and I, very much, sympathize. My example does not include these children. That's why I included the word normal. It is to make a point about our bloated government. That's all. Okay?) And, just like a very irresponsible mother Ol' Uncle Sam keeps shovin' th' bottle in the kids mouth! Yeah Ol' Bush started filling the bottles, but Ol' Obama ain't stoppin' the process! Is he? No sir. Oh, and please, let's please don't leave out the Evil Godparents, Nancy and Harry! They are "sterilizing" the bottles and handing them to Mr. O. and tellin' him, "Keep feedin' him Obama! We have to keep him quiet! The neighbors might hear him! Or, God forbid, the United States Citizens!" Yeah, they are gonna keep their lil' darlin fed. He is so precious and cuddly. And, of course, he is so huge that they just have to keep feeding him. I mean, if they don't, the hollerin' is gonna become so deafening that it will drive them nuts. Of course, isn't that what irresponsible folks do with their kids? You know, give 'em what they want so they'll shut up! No "tough love", at all!

I heard someone on the news this morning say that AIG is too big to fail. Can you believe that statement? It's too big to fail! Good gosh man! Is that the best excuse you can come up with? Too big to fail? You know, if you took every small business in America, and put them in one big pile, they would be bigger than AIG! So isn't a small business failing a problem? And if a whole bunch of small businesses failed, would that not be a bigger problem than AIG's? I own an eighteen year old small business and I can envision failure in the near future, if things don't change. Where is my bailout? Have you seen yours? Nope? I guess we're just small enough to fail! That must be good for America!

Now since we are on this "too big to fail" subject, what about this? Isn't the (notice I did not say "our") government trillions in debt? Doesn't that debt far out weigh that of AIG's? So are we too big to fail? Many of them "smart" folks say NO! No, we are not too big to fail! Now, if the (notice I didn't say "our" again) government is not too big to fail, then, in reality, isn't AIG not too big to fail? So why is the (yep, I did it again) government giving this two hundred pound kid MORE MILK? You tell me! Ain't it time to make the kid shed some weight? Think maybe he could skip a few meals? You know, instill some "tough love"! Let the mis-managed "gobblers", in the country, fail! Let them find another nipple to suck on! This sucker (America) is dry!!!!! I mean, if we, as a country, are not to big to fail, then wouldn't it stand to reason, that we should let AIG fail before we do? Am I makin' sense folks? Let 'em follow the same laws and rules as any small business has to. This system has worked for years and it will work now! And, anyone that thinks that this system will not work is FULL OF BALONEY! It is the "MESSING" with this system that has got us where we are now. It's kinda like them knives they advertise on TV! You know th' ones I'm talkin' about? They're self sharpenin'! Well, that's our system, the way it used to be. It's self fixin'! So, dog gone it, why not let the darn thing work and quit throwing things in the gears!

So, let's say you're the Johnsons (Okay, I just picked the name at random! I am not trying to suggest, that what I am about to say, has anything to do with a real Johnson family. It does not. It is just a common name that came to me completely at random. You see how easy we can become wrapped up in petty squabbles? Washington and the "hate pushers" just love it when we do that). Now where was I? Oh yeah, let's take Papa Johnson, he just got laid off. Momma Johnson lost her job last week. They have enough to last a few more months and then, they will be on the street. Now, according to the government plan, if applied to them, they should, while their credit is still good, go out and put in a pool, maybe a walking trail, a basketball court, maybe a Johnson Family Museum, fuel up Pelosi's jet, so she can take a Samoan vacation, or just give it all away in the hopes that someone, anyone, would spend it! Yeah, that'll get 'em out of th' hole! They'll be back on their feet in no time! Why didn't we think of that? Guess we are too darn dumb! It takes a POLITICIAN to come up with an INCREDIBLE plan like this. Right?

TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY is still calling them his opinions, and they are, but they sure do seem very close to the TRUTH! Don't ya think?