Tuesday, February 10, 2009

STEALIN' PARKIN' AND BOGUS SIGNS!

You ever notice, how when a person gets one of them handicap stickers, that they hang on th' rear view mirror, that they all of a sudden become healed? At least, that's been my experience. Heck, I can only remember a few times that I saw a real handicapped person get out of a car or truck with one of them blue signs hangin' in it. We don't need doctors no more. Nope! Just give anybody with a broken leg a blue sign. They will be healed! Get a blue sign and all of a sudden they become a good walkin' sucker! It's amazin'!

Now usually this don't work with th' license plates. Most folks with th' license plates, for some reason, stay handicapped. Naw, you gotta have th' hangin' sign. It must have somethin' to do with the color blue. It must be just th' right shade or somethin'. 'Course it could be the way it hangs and moves around on the mirror. Maybe it sends out vibrations that are transferred to the handicapped driver, through the mirror. It's something a scientist might want to look into 'cause folks are sure gettin' healed! Somethin' has got to be causing these bizarre occurrences. Right?

Also, it has got to have something to do with real loud music or real shiny, or spinnin' hubcaps. And those cars that jack up and down must have something to do with it too. Yeah, if you are handicapped you might want to go buy a big red truck, with some of those gold shiny hubcaps, about four speakers that are as tall as the seats, and get it fixed with whatever it takes to bounce up and down, and then top it off with a new blue sign on your mirror. This should do it. You certainly don't want to leave anything to chance. You can then drive it around for a while and park in a few handicapped parking areas.

Now, I don't know how long it will take for the cure to set in, but it can't take too long 'cause it's a lot of young folks gettin' th' cure. All I know, from my experience and observations there is something definitely happening. Of course, there is no way that perfectly healthy folks could be using these signs for their own selfish PERSONAL CONVENIENCE. Could they? I didn't even think of that! Most of these handicapped folks are elderly. There is no way someone would ROB an elderly handicap person of a closer parkin' spot, right? C'mon, in this country? I refuse to believe it! I mean we are talking 'bout takin' advantage of old folks. They deserve some respect and dignity. No American would be that self accommodating? Man I hope you're wrong. It would really be sad if your weren't.

Just a few (tongue in cheek) opinions from Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy.

1 comment:

  1. Seems we think alike!
    I agree that the abuse of handicapped
    signs (particularly the hanging signs)
    has to be MORE closely monitored. I do not know how these people can get them (the hanging signs) when most of the people I see, are NOT handicapped, when parking in the "Handicapped" spots. This totally takes away the rights of the truely disabled and makes it harder on them.

    Thank you for posting this.
    Perhaps it will touch base with a few of the bad ones?
    Kristi Z

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