1308: YOU'D HAVE TO BE FROM TEXAS!

Carl Robertson, who was a banker, saw his old friend Tom McIntire in town.  Tom was an 80-year old West Texas veteran and rancher. Tom had lost his wife a couple years back and the word was going ‘round that ol’ Tom had went and married a 'mail order' bride, who he found in the mercantile catalog.  So Carl, bein’ a purdy good friend of ol’ Tom’s, asked Tom if the gossip was true and Tom said, “Well of course it’s true Carl!  Is there a problem?”  Carl very quickly said, “No, no problem Tom.  I was just askin’.”  Tom smirked and then smiled, so Carl went on, “Well Tom, how old’s your new bride?”  Tom through his chest out and exclaimed, “Well Carl, my lil’ dumplin’ will be 21 come November.”

 

Of course, Carl, the banker, being the self-convinced smart ol’ boy and good friend that he thought he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by the like of his 80-year-old friend.  He wanted his old friend's remaining years to be happy, so he tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch.  He just knew that nature would take its own course.  Tom, to Carl’s surprise, thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that very afternoon. 

 

So, after about four months, the banker ran into Tom once again, in town and again asked, “How's the new wife, Tom?”  Tom proudly said, “Dang Carl, she couldn’t be better and that lil’ booger is pregnant!”  Carl, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, “So, how's the hired hand, who you hired, workin’ out?”  So Tom, with kinda a “fox in the hen house” grin said, “Oh, She's doin’ just fine and she’s pregnant too!”

 

Folks, never ever sell an old guy short and especially, if he is from Texas, is a patriot, a veteran and a rancher!

 

Thank you, Roger Renfro!

 

VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE: Well folks, as of today the justice system in America is still very corrupt. As of this writing Barrack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein and a whole host of other corrupt politicians are still unjustly walking free after committing repeated crimes against America and Americans, including murder!

 

You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it!

 

******** "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford

 

******** In today's backward world, RACISM IS when American taxpayer's work their butts off every day and complain because they have to pay for people, who are too damn lazy and/or illegal, about getting free healthcare, free cell phones, free housing, free food, free baby sitters, free school, free electricity, free water, free cars, free air conditioning and a whole host of other freebies! This used to be called, "pointing out injustice", but not in Obama's world! In his world, it is RACISM! FOLKS I'D BE REMISS IN MY DUTIES, AS A PATRIOT, IF I DID NOT TELL YOU, that Obama must instill his grand goal of breaking America before liberals (his base) become wise to his plans to hurt them also.

 

The time is getting close and, if you are not a survivor, you had better grab someone who is. Even some Democrats are beginning to scream "martial law". It is coming and patriots have been telling you this for years. - John L Sulak - 10/9/2013