About six months, yes six months, the Good Lord came unto this ol’ boy named, “Noah”, yes “Noah”, who was now living in
and the Lord said: Oregon
"Noah, once again, the earth has become evil and I see the end of all flesh before me, so I want another Ark built to save two of every living thing, including a few good humans." The Lord gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the
before I will start the unending rain
for 40 days and 40 nights." Ark
Well, six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah bawlin’ in his yard, but no
had been built. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about
to start the rain! Where is the Ark ?" "Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah,
"but things have changed, since you last ordered the Ark "
“Now, I need a Building Permit.
I’ve been arguing with the Boat Inspector about the need for a sprinkler
system. My neighbors claim that I've
violated the Neighborhood By-Laws by building the Ark.
in my back yard. Exceeding the height limitations,
I had to go to the Local Planning Committee for a decision. Then the Local Council and the Electric
Company demanded a boat load of money for the future costs of moving power
lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea. I
told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of
"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls, but no go and when I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.”
"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood and I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. "Immigration is checking the Visa status of most of the people who want to work. The Trades Unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with ark building experience."
"To make matters worse, the Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."
"So Lord, please forgive me, but it would take at least ten years for me to finish this
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you're not going to destroy the world?" "No," said the Lord. “The Government beat me to it."
__________________________ VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE:
Well folks, as of today the justice system in America is still very corrupt. As of this writing Barrack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein and a whole host of other corrupt politicians are still unjustly walking free after committing repeated crimes against America and Americans, including murder! You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it!
******** "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford
******** In today's backward world, RACISM IS when American taxpayer's work their butts off every day and complain because they have to pay for people, who are too damn lazy and/or illegal, about getting free healthcare, free cell phones, free housing, free food, free baby sitters, free school, free electricity, free water, free cars, free air conditioning and a whole host of other freebies! This used to be called, "pointing out injustice", but not in Obama's world! In his world, it is RACISM!