Thursday, April 18, 2013


An ol’ boy who is a gun shop owner in eastern Arizona is takin’ it to the people folks!  He has put a sign outside of his business, which strikes at the heart of what many Americans think is a problem.  The fella’s name is Cope Reynolds and he owns the Southwest Shooting Authority in Pinetop, Arizona.  Just days after President Barack Obama was reelected Cope decided that he would no longer allow Obama supporters in his store. Reynolds proceeded to put up a sign outside his business that told Obama fans that they’re not welcome in his store because, “you have proven you are not responsible enough to own a firearm.”  Yep, that what his sign stated! 
The news of Mr. Reynolds’s sign quickly spread across the country, with the naysayers hollerin’, “RACISM!”  Ol’ Cope said that he’s not racist, explaining that he’s just concerned about Obama’s policies.  “It wouldn’t make a difference if he was black, white, brown, man, woman, homosexual, it wouldn’t make any difference,” said Reynolds.  “It’s the manner in which this country is being run that disturbs us.”  There’s one thing about the Reynolds’ anti-Obama sign that can’t be disputed though: that sucker is sure good for his business.  “We’re getting people ordering guns from New York and Nevada and Idaho because of this sign,” said Reynolds.  “For every one I might lose I’m probably picking up 10.”  And even if his sign were hurting his business, Reynolds says he’d still speak his mind.  “It’s not about money.  It’s about freedom, it’s about America, my kids, and what they’re going to inherit,” he proclaimed.  Reynolds plans to keep the sign up in his store for the next four years.
Can I get a big, “SALUTE” to Mr. Cope Reynolds? 
VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE: You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it! "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford

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