Ya know a few folks take issue with the fact that I cannot stand attorneys, lawyers, law professors and/or shysters. My latest complaint came from this ol’ gal that was frazzled because I didn’t like attorneys. I gave her my reasons about how attorneys ruined the Constitution and I told her, that unlike her, I stand firm on principles and values. Woo Wee, she was besides herself and began back trackin’. She told me that law professors changed those laws and not attorneys. Now maybe I’m not the sharpest cracker in the sleeve, but I think that most law professors are, in fact, attorneys. Now am I right or
sir, that’s how the “shysters” (I’ll just call the group above “shysters” to
save time and space) work to "bend" the truth with cute and convinent lil' words or phrases , so I just ignored her rants and moved on along. I mean, I have learned from many experiences that you CANNOT argue with a "shyster", they are ALWAYS right. Just ask 'em! Amarillo
You see guys, if we didn’t know how “shysters” worked before, then after Bill Clinton we should of known from great big clue. Remember when he said, “…it depends on what “is” is.”? Now think on it. His brief lil’ phrase could sum up story of “shysters” and our laws since day one.
Seriously, the founders made our great Constitution purdy darn simple to understand. In fact, one example; I would venture to say that 99% of all legal citizens of this great country really knows exactly, which God the founders meant in that Constitution. Even atheists, agnostics, muslims, and heathens know it, but they would never admit it. Of course, it was and is our great Christian/Judea God. Yep, and then came the “shysters” tryin’ to convince folks that “is” is really “is not”, that “God” was not God.
So the shysters learned quickly. Ubetcha, they started changing them laws left and right by bending, twisting, manglin’ and even changin’ them words! Those wonderful words that our founders fought for! Ya see, it’s their job, or say they believe, to change things around to by-pass the written law, good or bad. And isn’t it bad either way, if it’s changed to fit their need?
So times passed and today you can look back at their accomplishments, like the fact that most elected officials are “shysters” and most “normal” folks cannot be an elected official because “shysters” rigged the game. “Shysters” control, in one way or another, every single aspect of American life! Try to do anything from a legal stand point and you are dead in the water without a “shyster” “Shysters” rule folks! You could call it a “shyster” club, where only “shysters”, their buddies or folks who pay them and/or do special favors for them, can get in.
Heck, to give you a great example, from a personal standpoint, when my wife’s momma passed, bless her soul, my wife inherited seven acres of land. It wasn’t worth much, about five thousand. I called the county where the land was, faxed them a copy of the will and the “government” office told me that we could not get a clear deed to the land without payin’ a, you got it, a “shyster” about fifteen hundred dollars to do it. I asked if I could just do it myself. I got one of them emphatic, “NO’S”. They said I HAVE TO HAVE a “shyster”! Now ain’t that somethin’?
Oh, and if and when my wife may want to sell it, the gubmint is going to tax that sale at about 30% or another fifteen hundred dollars. Plus we will have to pay seller’s fees of about five hundred dollars. So lets see, $1500 to know for sure the land is ours even though we have a legal will, $1500 if we sell, plus the $500 in fees. WOW, folks on that original five thousand we’d get to keep a whoppin’ fifteen hundred dollars. Yes sir, “shysters” are robbin’ us blind every time we turn around and most folks don’t even know it! They rob our freedom, our self esteem, and our pocket books and now they want to figure out a “lawful” way to rob us of our country!
So folks, if you really want to put the blame where the blame belongs regarding our country, our daily life and our well being, put it on “SHYSTERS”, they certainly deserve it!
EPILOGUE: Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, hehehehehe!