Took my ol’ dog, “Freeloader”, to the Welfare office last month and told the gal there that I wanted to get her a Welfare check and some of them Food Stamps. I thought the ol’ broad was gonna swallow her government gum as she hollered, “What?” So I told her again. She said, “Ain’t no dog gonna get a Welfare check or much less some Food Stamps!” So I said, “Look lady! She deserves a check! She’s lazy, unemployed, has eight babies, doesn’t know who there fathers are and I can’t afford to feed ‘em all their Ol' Roy without some Food Stamps!”
Hot dawg! I got the check today and enough of them Food
Stamp coupons to buy ten bags of Ol' Roy!
Free stuff sure is nice! – Signed:
A real educated Obama supporter.
EPILOGUE: Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, hehehehehe!
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