Monday, May 28, 2012


I bought a bird feeder and hung that sucker on my back porch.  It was one of them “eight holers”, yep, four on each side.  I filled it with seed and waited for the lil’ birdies.  Within a week there were hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free grub.  I’d set and watch them lil’ birds and listen to the seet music they made.  All was good…for a while, but then the birds started building nests in the boards of my patio, above the table and next to the barbecue.  It was a terrible mess and then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, and the table … Everywhere!  Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.  And still other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I give them more seed when the feeder was empty.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch, so I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.   I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over my patio.  Soon, the back yard was like it used to be, quiet, serene and no birds demanding their free meals.

Now let's see, our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education to every illegal dead beat they can!  And they allow those illegal deadbeats to pop out youngin’s by the millions and make them automatic citizens.  Then the illegal dead beat parents use those youngin’ to rape our tax system and get additional free benefits and money!

So, then the illegal's came by the millions and suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 to 12 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.  Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, please share; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop senior’!

Now I got most of this from a “Maxine” joke a good friend sent me.  Makes dang good sense to me, but of course, our reps don’t operate with any good sense anymore and our president?  Are you kiddin’?  He has absolutely no sense!

***************** - Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartedly right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, Hehehehehe!

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