TALES FROM THE CULT NO. 47! (PIG PLANTIN')

PIGS FOR SALE!

Now them Spaniards just might be on to somethin’.  You see, in Seville, Spain, the local folks found a way to put a halt to all the mosque building.  Yep, them suckers started burying them oinkers every time they heard of a mosque site was being considered and they made sure that the pig burying was in all the news.

Yep, the ol’ backward Islamic rules just wouldn’t allow erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled” ground.  So, the Muslims had to cancel project after project because of them pigs. The land was abandoned by the Muzzies and the government sold it to townsfolk at a rate.  Hey, and they had not one protester!  How ‘bout that?

So, in conclusion, I think it’s high time that we have a National Plant a Pig day.  Folks everywhere could start plantin’ them dead pigs all over the land!  Oh, and in Texas they have an overabundance of feral pigs. We could haul ‘em every where they might be needed.

Yes sir, we Americans need to put on our thinking caps, and lets find a solution to this problem of a festerin’ fungus called Islam.  It certainly sounds like a plan to me.