ATTENTION BOWLERS!

If you happen to be be-boppin’ around Clearwater, Florida on a Saturday night, lookin’ for some fun, well you might wanna try Bowl-O-Bama.  Yep, it’s a bowling alley and it is gaining both customers and attention.  You see, the owner of this establishment is so imaginative that he came up with some very creative marketing.

Our own Lil’ Impostor, B. Hussein Obama just ain’t too popular nowadays, so Bowl-O-Bama is giving you a chance to knock the sucker’s teeth out!  The owner plan is working beautifully.  He has reported a record number of 300 games.  The place also prides itself with the highest bowling average in the nation, with a whoppin’ 237, and folks, this is the senior league.

If y’all are in or near Clearwater, you just got to check it out!