Sunday, June 12, 2011


So, you kiddos out there think you are mature and all grown up, huh?  Well, let me clue you in.  You don’t know squat.  Now try to keep up if you can.  Actually only those should read this, whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it, but you youngin’s can give it a shot if you want too:

1978: Long hair
2011: Longing for hair

1978: KEG
2011: EKG

1978: Acid rock
2011: Acid reflux

1978: Moving to California because it's cool
2011: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1978: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2011: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1978: Seeds and stems
2011: Roughage

1978: Hoping for a BMW
2011: Hoping for a BM

1978: Going to a new, hip joint
2011: Receiving a new hip joint

1978: Rolling Stones
2011: Kidney Stones

1978: Disco
2011: Costco

1978: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2011: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1978: Passing the drivers' test
2011: Passing the vision test

1978: Whatever
2011: Depends

Now for you old suckers out there, just in case you weren't feeling old enough today, this will certainly change things. Each year some folks at Beloit College in Wisconsin, with nothing better to do, puts together this list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's the list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1990.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year before they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane...”

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Okay partners!  Do ya feel old yet? Now go ahead and share this with other old fogies on your list.  So, y’all have yourselves a nice day now!  It is so good to have friends, who know ‘bout these things and are still alive and kicking!  I’m right there kicking with ya! 
 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! 

Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK

 ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!

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