JUST PUT THEM OL’ SUCKERS IN JAIL!

THEY CALL THIS PRISON!
WHERE IS SHERIFF JOE?

"First, as I always do, let me say, that I am proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. Second, I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. And last, I will defend the original Constitutional rights and lives of those patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend others, who will be shocked to learn, that what they once believed in, was false”. -- JOHN L SULAK

                                                

It’s high time we get our PRIORITIES straight, in America! We have been tinklin’ in the wind for far too long! Now, how’s that for keepin’ it clean? I don’t know why I didn’t go ahead and say the real sayin’. Heck, everybody is thinking it anyway. Oh c’mon, you know you are! Well, if it makes you feel better, then go ahead, lie, and say you weren’t. I mean, so many of us refuse to say what we think already, why change now. I know I’m getting off track. Now, where was I? Oh yeah, putting old folks in prison. “Look Sulak, why would you put old folks in prison?” says you. Well, it’s all about priorities and doing what’s best for ‘em. You might want to refer to it as looking out
 for their BEST interests. Now, let me explain.

You see, my fine, inquiring friends, if we put old guys in prison, they would get far better treatment then they get in a nursing home. Think about it. They’d have access to supervised showers, hobbies, exercise and regular walks outside. They’d have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell or needed emergency assistance. Of course, their bedding would be washed twice a week and all their clothing would be cleaned, ironed and returned to them in a very timely manner. A guard (personal attendant) would check on them every twenty minutes and bring hot meals and snacks to their cell. They’d get to have regular family visits, in a suite built for that purpose. They’d have access to a library, custom weight room, spiritual counseling, swimming pool and free education. Should they have a desire for slippers, lounge clothing, pajamas or underwear, well they would get them at no cost. Oh, and they would not have to worry about their kids stealing their money or assets, while they were housed because they would get FREE legal aide. How ‘bout that? Pretty good so far, uh? Yep, I figured you’d say that, but let’s move on.

What about security? Shoot, each room would be completely secure and a personal computer, radio and television would be included. Once again, there would be no charge. They’d get free phone calls, local or long distance. They’d have a place to file complaints and each complaint would be heard by a Board of Directors. The guards would have a very strict code of ethics and they would be severely punished if this code were broken. It could include termination. And last, but not least, they’d get UNLIMITED prescriptions, dental work, wheel chairs, walkers, special beds and 100% paid medical, no deductibles! In fact, they would get a check each month on top of all of this.

Now, wouldn’t all of this beat some ol’ filthy nursing home? Like I said, “It’s all about getting our priorities straight.”

So what would we do with all the criminals? Easy greasy, we’d put them in the empty nursing homes.

This way the "criminals" would get that scrumptious cold food to gobble down! In addition, with a few minor modifications, they could be left all alone and unsupervised. You know, like the old folks are now. Oh and it would be “lights out” at 8eight o’clock! Wouldn’t want to have to put on extra personnel. Their showers would be once a week. They’d survive in a tiny room with a single bed and their families would have to scrape up five grand a month to pay for all the expenses. There would be no pay and, if they didn’t come up with the five grand each month, well, they’d be moved around to facility after facility until they reached the very bottom of the rung of nursing homes. Here they’d spend the rest of their days.

Of course, I am joking, but I think you can see how much money we are wasting on thugs. I mean besides the ones in Washington. AMERICA! The thugs get richer and the working folks get madder! Don’t you good ol’ boys in DC push us too dang far, you hear? Remember fellas, “What goes around comes around” and you boogers in DC are about to COME AROUND, if ya get my drift! Ya listening Barrack? I know you’re tired from your big trip and all, but you might want to perk them ears up and listen. We ain’t just a whistlin’ Dixie! We are playing for ALL TH’ MARBLES too!

Remember guys, like a very old fella once said, “Old Age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put in. Therefore, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories! Thank you for your part in filling my Memory Bank. I am still depositing and remember the five simple rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred, free your mind from worries, live simply, give more and expect less.”

….Mr. Chamberlain, you’ve out did yourself again. Thank you sir.

                                                                           

“Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.” -- JLS