Monday, June 28, 2010

NINE MONTHS AFTER THE CRASH, THE "BREED" BEGAN TO SPREAD THEIR EVIL SPAWN!

Let's all take a trip back in time.  The year is 1947 and some of you might recall, that on July 8, 1947, just a little over 60 years ago, there were folks, who had claimed to see an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard?  Anyway, they claimed, that this craft, turned sharply downward and crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch.  The ranch was located sixty-five miles outside the city limits of Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident, that folks still talk about today.  Many say
that the truth of the crash and the whereabouts of the aliens have been hidden from Americans.  It has long been covered up by the Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

Now, what you might not know is, that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

This revelation could be the very link, which would explain the madness going on in America today.  This truth will show the whole world what happens, when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses.  Finally, some info we can hang our hat on.  Now, all we have to do is isolate, capture, and kill the "seed" and things might get back to normal.  Of course, you have to ask yourself, "Were there other crashes like this?" Okay, when was Obama born?  Could that be why there is no REAL birth certificate?  Oh my Gosh!  Could his front legs have been surgically removed and replaced with arms?  Or maybe that's why he says, "Uh, ah, uh, ah." all the time.  Could those Uh's and Ah's be covering up baaaaaah's?

Well, one thing for sure.  Now we don't have to wonder why they support the bill to help illegal aliens!  Y'all have a good 'un now, kay?

2 comments:

  1. I graduated from the same school-
    Great article and hilarious-shared!
    Thanks for some good clean humor!

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  2. Organic Pet - U R quite welcomed. Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the comment and support.

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