A MAN OF GOD, A MAN OF MEDICENE, A MAN OF BUSINESS, AND A MAN OF UH, UH, UH......

The other day, a Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman (all intentionally unnamed) and Barrack Hussein Obama were playing golf.  No big shock there, huh?  Anyway, when they came to the third hole they noticed, that they had caught up with the group in front of them.  The group were very bad golfers and very, very slow.  After waiting for over fifteen minutes they began to complain.

Of course, Obama was the first to spout off, him being president
and all, and he said, "'What's with those jerks? We've been waiting over fifteen minutes between their shots!"

Then the doctor, not wanting to look timid in front of Obama, chimed in, "In my entire lifetime, I have never seen such poor golf!"

The rich businessman, not to be out done, called out, "Hey fellas!  Move it, don't you know that time is money?"

Finally, the Catholic priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him, Excuse me, sir!", said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper smiled and replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."  The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."  The doctor said, "Good idea, father. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything that he might be able to do for the return of their site."  The rich businessman replied, "I think I'll donate $50,000 to a disabled fire fighters fund in honor of these brave souls!"

Then, Barrack Hussein Obama, being the kind, caring, humanitarian that he is said, "Why the hell can't they play at night?  I mean, they are blind and I have a golf game to finish and a country to run?"

And the moral of the story:  Never trust an undocumented, muslim, to run your country based on only his ability to move his lips and make sounds.  And thanks for this one Casey.