Well this ol' boy, for one, is gettin' pretty concerned about the health of a certain bunch of folks. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention(CDC) needs to be called in immediately, to investigate! There is definitely some kind of virus floatin' around. It appears to cause different levels of a form of dementia or Alzheimer's Disease, although, not directly related to them. Oh, and it seems to only show itself in public. It's kinda weird. Folks are forgetting things or not knowing things that, average folks like us take as obvious. Really. Especially areas around, and in the vicinity of, the sixteen hundred block of Pennsylvania Avenue in the Washington, DC area.
I mean, take that ol' boy Chris Dodd. Ol' Chris knew he received a "good ol' boy" loan from this big financial corporation, but he said that he just didn't know he would be receiving special favors because of his being the chairman of the Banking Committee, and all. Like a $75,000 interest reduction on his loan. Chris just didn't know that. Poor lil' fella. CDC! Y'all better get ol' Chris to the emergency room stat! Oh, and that ol' boy Roland Burris he got hit with it and it traveled, I guess it was "airborne", all the way to Illinois. Ol' Roland said he said this, then he said he said that, then he said a whole different thing, and the he said something else and all about the same thing. Man, I'm glad he cleared that up for us 'cause without his details we'd be confused! Are th' boys with the white coats handy. I think th' virus done hit another one! Heck, some of them got hit so bad that they don't even know what "sex", is. Imagine that, a grown man, don't even know what "sex" is! Bam! He done got hit with th' "bug"!
Of course, we can talk about these folks that have been hit with the virus, forever. I mean, it's been floatin' around DC for many, many years. Only now, it's starting to reach epidemic status! And, it's hitting all kinds of folks. It's hittin' "Donkey" folks and "Elephant" folks and yes, even folks that don't like donkeys or elephants. It's widespread.
Now you'd think, by now, there would be a cure for this weird "bug" and, there is. Yes, this cure has also been around for years, but for some unknown reason folks in and around Washington just will not take it. Even though they know it will make them better. They say it will help them breathe better and have a clear outlook on life, but, dog gone it, they just won't swallow th' stuff. What is it? What is this miracle cure? Most folks don't need it. It's called a sense of responsibility, but by itself it's no good. No sir, you have to take it with a big ol' glass of honesty, dignity, and integrity. Ronald Reagan described it perfectly. He said, "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan.
I mean, take that ol' boy Chris Dodd. Ol' Chris knew he received a "good ol' boy" loan from this big financial corporation, but he said that he just didn't know he would be receiving special favors because of his being the chairman of the Banking Committee, and all. Like a $75,000 interest reduction on his loan. Chris just didn't know that. Poor lil' fella. CDC! Y'all better get ol' Chris to the emergency room stat! Oh, and that ol' boy Roland Burris he got hit with it and it traveled, I guess it was "airborne", all the way to Illinois. Ol' Roland said he said this, then he said he said that, then he said a whole different thing, and the he said something else and all about the same thing. Man, I'm glad he cleared that up for us 'cause without his details we'd be confused! Are th' boys with the white coats handy. I think th' virus done hit another one! Heck, some of them got hit so bad that they don't even know what "sex", is. Imagine that, a grown man, don't even know what "sex" is! Bam! He done got hit with th' "bug"!
Of course, we can talk about these folks that have been hit with the virus, forever. I mean, it's been floatin' around DC for many, many years. Only now, it's starting to reach epidemic status! And, it's hitting all kinds of folks. It's hittin' "Donkey" folks and "Elephant" folks and yes, even folks that don't like donkeys or elephants. It's widespread.
Now you'd think, by now, there would be a cure for this weird "bug" and, there is. Yes, this cure has also been around for years, but for some unknown reason folks in and around Washington just will not take it. Even though they know it will make them better. They say it will help them breathe better and have a clear outlook on life, but, dog gone it, they just won't swallow th' stuff. What is it? What is this miracle cure? Most folks don't need it. It's called a sense of responsibility, but by itself it's no good. No sir, you have to take it with a big ol' glass of honesty, dignity, and integrity. Ronald Reagan described it perfectly. He said, "Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan.
These ol' guys and gals in Washington are something else! I mean seriously folks, we elect 'em 'cause we think they are smart. We elect 'em 'cause we feel they are sincere about their new jobs as our reps. And yes we even elect them because we feel they are the "cream of the crop", or maybe the "best of two evils", when it comes to running our country and making our laws. Right?
Hey, you can hate me, you can love me, you can care less about me, but dang it, just love our country and make sure it stays straight! And for sanity's sake, quit electing these same idiots over and over and over again! Okay, I've said enough, for now, but there you have a few more opinions from TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.
Hey, you can hate me, you can love me, you can care less about me, but dang it, just love our country and make sure it stays straight! And for sanity's sake, quit electing these same idiots over and over and over again! Okay, I've said enough, for now, but there you have a few more opinions from TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.
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