1212: WORK UP A GOOD ‘UN AND LET ‘ER FLY!

Oh there is chaos at the Postal Headquarters!  Yep, it seems that them folks at Postal Services went head on and created a stamp with a picture of President Barry Hussein on it, but it was brought to their attention that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes like it should.  Well, this went and got Barry’s panties in a wad, so he demanded that a full investigation of the incident be completed.  The process went on for a month or so of testing, they spent over a million dollars of our money and finally one of them special Presidential commissions presented the following findings:

 

First of all, they found that there weren’t nothin’ wrong with the stamp!  Yes sir, it met all governmental specifications, whatever those are.  Second, they said that the stamp's glue was in no way defective at all, but finally that special commission found that the cause of the stamp not sticking was that the people using the stamp were spitting on the wrong dang side of it.  And the Democrats try to claim that Americans don’t know which end is up!

 

VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE: You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it! "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford