1210: SHE’S CURED!

After 35 years of marriage, Charlie and Ethyl decided to try counseling.  When the counselor asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on she went for over thirty minutes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.  Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.  The woman finally shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.  The therapist then turned to the husband and said, "Charlie, this is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" "Well” said Charlie, “I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays,  I fish."

 

VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE: You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it! "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford