THE TASK AT HAND WAS AS “PLANE” AS THE NOSE ON YER’ FACE!

A plane crashed in the middle of rural farm in Tennessee.  Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.  When they got there, the disaster was clear.  The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.  The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone.

They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away, as if nothing had happened.  They hurried over to the man's tractor.  "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?”  "Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.  "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?"  "Yep."  "Were there any survivors?"  "Nope.  They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning...”

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.  "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, "He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that ol’ sucker lies."

 -- And a mighty big thank you, Mr. Lumley.

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! 

Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK 

...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!