A whole bunch of folks bust their brains everyday in complete, mind numbing frustration, as they wonder how in the world Barrack Hussein Obama ever got elected.
Well, finally there is an undeniable breakthrough! There is "hard" evidence, so you can put your minds to rest and use them to solve real problems facing us.
Remember, the following is "true" stories:
Recently, a very reliable and undercover source, went to McDonald's and
saw on the menu, that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. The source asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the clerk at the counter. The source replied, "You don't?" "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So the source asked, "Let me see, if I have this correct, I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" The clerk stated, "That's right." So, the source, ordered six McNuggets. AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
Remember, these are true!
Another source, was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind her put her things on the belt close to hers. The source picked up one of those 'dividers', that they keep by the cash register and placed it between items so they wouldn't get mixed up. After the checker had scanned all of her items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code, so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to her, "Do you know how much this is?" She said to her, "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today." The checker said, "Well, O K ," and the source paid her for the things and left. The checker actually had no clue to what had just happened. AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
And yet another example. A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When we inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy'. AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
Now, check out this booger! We recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?' we asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door "unlocker." Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" One of us replied, "Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?" She snapped back, "No, just this remote thingy," handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk...." AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
Oh yeah, there are more! Here is another "election" key.
Years ago, we had an Intern, who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use paper from the photo copier", the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photo copier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. No, this gal was not blonde. AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
Then there was this mother, who calls 911, very worried and asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, but the mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer......" Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency immediately!" AND YOU WONDER HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED?
They are out there folks! These are not mere coincidences. I'm sure there are literally millions of stories like this. You do not have to go far. Just look and listen for them. You WILL be amazed. And you will no longer have to wonder, HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED! (Thanks a million Bob Chamberlain)
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