Now, up in
Paris, Texas, Bubba Poteet, the preacher at the Paris
Baptist church, was just firing up his sermon concerning the kiddos. Yeah, there is a Paris, Texas! It's just north of Pittsburg, Texas. Okay! Pittsburg, Texas is just north of Gladewater, Texas. Oh forget it! Antioch
Anyway, Bubba talked real fine as he told them kiddos ‘bout the do’s and don’ts mentioned in the Bible. He got so fired up when he saw the interest in the kiddo’s eyes; he decided to do somethin’ he ain’t ever done before. He just decided to blurt out and ask the kiddos, if they knew what the Resurrection was?
Folks, I just gotta stop here for a bit and explain. You see, askin’ questions to kiddos during a children’s sermon is dang near a necessity, but at the same time, a preacher has got to be real careful ‘cause askin’ questions to kiddos in front of a large congregation can also be dangerous.
So ol’ Bubba took the leap and asked them lil’ ones if they knew what the Resurrection was. Well, wouldn’t you know it, lil’ Johnny raised his hand. Bubba called on him and asked him the question again. Lil’ Johnny answered, “Well Preacher Poteet, I don’t know exactly what a resurrection is, but I do know that if you have one of ‘em, which lasts more than four hours, you should go see ol’ Doc Baxter purdy darn quick.”
Well folks, I’m sure the Good Lord heard that sermon ‘cause that whole congregation was in an uproar of laughter for over ten minutes!
Hey, but it just goes to show you that, yes; television does have an impact on you youngin’s. Uh huh!
EPILOGUE: Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, hehehehehe!