1065: YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE!
Well, there they were sittin’ together on an airplane. An ol’ southern Baptist Preacher and a Cajun
were right there, arm to arm. They didn’t
say much as the plane took off, but the Cajun stopped the stewardess and asked
her if he could possibly get a glass of bourbon and coke-a-cola ‘cause he sure
was dry. Well the gal told him she’d be
glad too and then asked the ol’ preach if he’d like a drink too. Well, that preacher swelled up like a big ol’
bull frog settin’ on a lilly pad and he bellowed out, “I'd rather be tied up
and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips!”
Now after hearing the preacher, the Cajun, being the sharp fella that
he was said to the stewardess, “Mam, you can take my drink back to, if you
would. You see, until I heard this
preacher, I never figured that we even had a choice.”
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