Thursday, September 8, 2011

TALES FROM THE CULT NO. 31! (FUNNY HOW THINGS MAKE YA THINK.)


Wouldn’t ya know it?  I was sittin’ at a traffic light, mindin’ my P’s and Q’s, when a carload of young, loud, stinkin’ muslims pulled up beside me.  Yeah, they were shouting their jihads and anti-American stuff hopin’ to get a rise outta me.  Didn’t happen.  I just laughed my hiney off at them, as I looked them in the ol’ eyeball.  

Well guess what, the light changed, the muslims took off heavy footed, while they shook their fists at me.  Yep, they hit that gas pedal and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through the red light and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.  You could hear them muslims cryin’ for help.  Yes sir, they were lookin’ for some good ol’ American boys to help ‘em out.

Well folks, I sat there for several minutes, watchin’ them loud mouth muslims scream to high heaven, or whatever place they scream too, and I finally thought to myself, "Wow!  Just think, that could have been me!"  Then I made a decision!

Yes siree Bubba, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver.  Gosh I sure hope this lil’ story offends the heck outta muslims everywhere, I do, I really do.  Y’all have a good ‘un okay?

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!

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