Sunday, August 14, 2011

EAST TEXAS FOLKS ARE SETTING PROGRESSIVES STRAIGHT!

An Arsenal of Weapons in a Progressive's mind is actually a Gun Collection in East Texas.
Delicate Wetlands is a Swamp
Undocumented Worker is an Illegal Alien and/or Wetback
Cruelty-Free Materials is Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery is an Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed is being Well-Protected
Narrow-minded is being Righteous
Taxes or Your Fair Share is Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control is a Government Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives is just Fireworks or Stump Removal
Nonviable Tissue Mass is an Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity is Socialism
Multicultural Community is a High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress is Marxism
Upper Class or "The Rich" are the Self-Employed
Progressive Change is a Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged are Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle is just a Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future is Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform is Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater is a Conservative
Truants are Homeschoolers
Victim or Oppressed Criminal is a Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine is a Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot is a Church-going
Fair Trade Coffee is just Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich " are Employers or Land Owners
The Gun Lobby is NRA Members
Assault Weapon is Grandpa's M1 Carbine
Fiscal Stimulus is New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage is Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Bulbs are Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

Thank you once again Mr. Chamberlian.
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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!

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