Now folks, you got this
group of people, a big group of people, who just can’t seem to be happy, just
livin’ and lovin’. No sir, they just can’t
seem to chill out and act like human beings.
They run around with their tongues hangin’ out and doin’ these shrill
squealin’ sounds kinda like lil’ piggies.
Yep, that’s it alright. Like
pigs! And when they decide they want to
pray to whoever the nut is they’re prayin’ too, well they gotta take up whole
city blocks. Yep, right in the middle of
the dang street. The police have to rope
the streets off, even in New York City!
I guess I should say, ”…especially in New York City!” Them New York City folks, hmm, hmm, hmm, well
I’ll save that for another time. Anyway,
these folks I’m talkin’ ‘bout are not at all happy in all kinds of places. They used to be happy many, many years ago,
but they seemed to have messed things up somehow. Maybe their beliefs? Ya think?
Yes sir, they’re not happy in countries like Gaza, Egypt, Libya, Morocco,
Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and some of
them other “stan’s”. Funny how all these
places were their places and still are, but they turned them into the most
trashiest and evil places in this ol’ world.
Now this big ol’ group
of miserable people decided that they can be happy, but only in countries that
are not theirs. Yep, they got this weird
notion that it is the “land” that makes the difference, so they go trottin’ on
new land. Now this new land that they
think they may be happy in is places like Australia, Canada, England, France,
Italy, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Holland, Denmark and even here in my country,
America. In other words, they, in all
their infinite wisdom, decided to try to be happy in only countries that aren’t
their countries. Yep, that’s what they
decided alright.
So now they have
settled in these “new” countries and are they happy? Well hell no!
Why? Well instead of accepting
these new countries and their people they want to change everything. Uh huh, they want to change everything to the
way it is back in the countries they left.
You know, where they were unhappy.
That’s how crazy these “people” are.
They have a happy
place. They turn it into a miserable
place. They move to another happy
place. Only to try and turn that new
place into a miserable place. Are ya
keepin’ up? Good, ‘cause I’m goin’ nuts!
Now let me give you an
idea why these “people” were really never happy in the first place. You see, in their very backward and weird
beliefs there is no Christmas or Hanukah.
There is no television, football, bacon, pork chops, hot dogs,
hamburgers or beer. They wear rags for
clothes, towels for hats, don’t shave and they have more than one wife, which
means more than one mother-in-law! Their
wives can’t shave or wash the smell of camels and goats off them. They cook their food over burning camel crap,
while some nut is wailing up in a tower in the background. You can’t even pick your own wife! All of this and they believe you cannot be
happy until you die!
Yeah, these “people”
are a fine lot! They are miserable! The most miserable people on the planet and
they only have themselves to blame, but do they blame themselves? Well hell no!
They blame EVERYONE, who does not believe in their miserable ways. Imagine that.
Now here is the
kicker. Our government, no wait, we are
the government, let me rephrase that.
Obama, his believers and his entire administration thinks, for some ungodly
reason that these “people” are the “people” of the future. So Obama throws away our money on these “people”
to the tune of billions each and every month!
Yes billions guys! Check it out! It is billions every single month! Now can somebody PLEASE enlighten me as to why any SANE person would do
this? Please! And when are WE going to get these INSANE people out of our business?
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