1429: TELL ME ONCE AGAIN WHY WE KEEP THROWIN’ MONEY AT THEM?

Now folks, you got this group of people, a big group of people, who just can’t seem to be happy, just livin’ and lovin’.  No sir, they just can’t seem to chill out and act like human beings.  They run around with their tongues hangin’ out and doin’ these shrill squealin’ sounds kinda like lil’ piggies.  Yep, that’s it alright.  Like pigs!  And when they decide they want to pray to whoever the nut is they’re prayin’ too, well they gotta take up whole city blocks.  Yep, right in the middle of the dang street.  The police have to rope the streets off, even in New York City!  I guess I should say, ”…especially in New York City!”  Them New York City folks, hmm, hmm, hmm, well I’ll save that for another time.  Anyway, these folks I’m talkin’ ‘bout are not at all happy in all kinds of places.  They used to be happy many, many years ago, but they seemed to have messed things up somehow.  Maybe their beliefs?  Ya think?  Yes sir, they’re not happy in countries like Gaza, Egypt, Libya, Morocco, Iran, Iraq, Yemen, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Syria, Lebanon, Turkey and some of them other “stan’s”.  Funny how all these places were their places and still are, but they turned them into the most trashiest and evil places in this ol’ world.

Now this big ol’ group of miserable people decided that they can be happy, but only in countries that are not theirs.  Yep, they got this weird notion that it is the “land” that makes the difference, so they go trottin’ on new land.  Now this new land that they think they may be happy in is places like Australia, Canada, England, France, Italy, Germany, Sweden, Norway, Holland, Denmark and even here in my country, America.  In other words, they, in all their infinite wisdom, decided to try to be happy in only countries that aren’t their countries.  Yep, that’s what they decided alright.

So now they have settled in these “new” countries and are they happy?  Well hell no!  Why?  Well instead of accepting these new countries and their people they want to change everything.  Uh huh, they want to change everything to the way it is back in the countries they left.  You know, where they were unhappy.  That’s how crazy these “people” are.

They have a happy place.  They turn it into a miserable place.  They move to another happy place.  Only to try and turn that new place into a miserable place.  Are ya keepin’ up?  Good, ‘cause I’m goin’ nuts!

Now let me give you an idea why these “people” were really never happy in the first place.  You see, in their very backward and weird beliefs there is no Christmas or Hanukah.  There is no television, football, bacon, pork chops, hot dogs, hamburgers or beer.  They wear rags for clothes, towels for hats, don’t shave and they have more than one wife, which means more than one mother-in-law!  Their wives can’t shave or wash the smell of camels and goats off them.  They cook their food over burning camel crap, while some nut is wailing up in a tower in the background.  You can’t even pick your own wife!  All of this and they believe you cannot be happy until you die!

Yeah, these “people” are a fine lot!  They are miserable!  The most miserable people on the planet and they only have themselves to blame, but do they blame themselves?  Well hell no!  They blame EVERYONE, who does not believe in their miserable ways.  Imagine that.

Now here is the kicker.  Our government, no wait, we are the government, let me rephrase that.  Obama, his believers and his entire administration thinks, for some ungodly reason that these “people” are the “people” of the future.  So Obama throws away our money on these “people” to the tune of billions each and every month!  Yes billions guys!  Check it out!  It is billions every single month!  Now can somebody PLEASE enlighten me as to why any SANE person would do this?  Please!  And when are WE going to get these INSANE people out of our business?

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