1385: GONNA A TAKE ME DOWN A BUMPY ROAD!

Them gas prices just keep inchin’ up don’t they folks?  Yep, Obama has our country in such good shape.  Da boy be a wonder child!  He has managed to break everything he touches and he ain’t through.  No sir, not by a long shot.

How ‘bout your taxes?  Are they goin’ down?  Hey, and I’m not just talkin’ ‘bout the crooked IRS taxes.  What about your local taxes?  Have you seen a drop?  What about property taxes?  Boy they sure have gone down!  WRONG!  Hey and wouldn’t you like to be able to sell your property for what they appraise it at!  Talk about a joke!  Oh, by the way, aren’t some of them taxes supposed to fix our roads?  Why yes they are!  Have they?  LOL!  Have any of y’all driven down IH-20 from Texas to Florida lately?  You can’t even safely go speed limit!  Oh and if you do go from Texas to Florida be sure to stop in Florida and have your tires and front end checked!  The pot holes are unbelievable!  I’m surprised I didn’t break an axle, blow out a tire or bend a tie rod.  They are bad guys!  And just north of IH-20 is IH-30 and it is just as bad!  We are talkin’ major highways which go across many, many states!

So, gas is going up, food is going up, utilities are going up, clothes are going up, health care is going up, uunemployment is going up and just about everything, which is being sold in America…is going up, while quality is going down.  Now, you’d think, because they keep raising taxes that we’d, at least, see our roads improve.  You’d think.  Sounds reasonable.  But all you hear from “your” upstanding President and Congress is that there just aren’t enough funds.

Well get ready guys and you ain’t gonna believe this one (well, if you know Obama you will)!  The wild child, who is “your” president, has just proposed a very costly “transportation” bill.  How costly?  $302,000,000,000 costly!  That’s three hundred and two billion folks, for those of you who do not want to count the zeros!  This bill will allow all states to charge a toll on all highways!  And you thought you were just complainin’ ‘bout gas when you drive?  Yep, every time you run to Wally World, if you get on a highway, you gonna pay a toll.  Yep, even after you pay your taxes you still gonna get hit with mandatory driving tolls.  They are supposed to be for fixin’ the roads.  Ha!  Any bets on how much better the roads will be?  Now ain’t this a real juicer?

Of course, “your” President and Congress could cut their salaries (since they aren’t doing their jobs), stop sending over one billion per month to the Muslim brotherhood (yes “your” Prez is ending our enemy one billion clams per month and has been for quite some time now), institute a National Sales Tax, which would cut out the IRS, Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department and save trillions, privatize schools and cut out the useless education department, end the “progress sucking” environmental agencies, privatize the postal service, cut out ALL government advertisements and stop ALL Obama vacations and golf outings (millions saved on this)!  Uh! Stupid me!  This makes sense!  What in the hell am I thinking?