1206: WAITIN’ FOR “GOES AROUND COMES AROUND”!

Okay, this ol’ gal Judy Walkman, a professional genealogy researcher (Family Tree Climber) in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree and what she discovered was a real knee slapper and brought understanding to Nevada politics.  You see, she found that Senator Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus, yeah Remus, Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor and here is the only known picture of Ol’ Unc’ Remus standing on the gallows in Montana territory:

Now when you flip the picture over you find these words:  'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

 

Now Judy, being the good researcher that she was just had to find out what Harry had to say.  She recently e-mailed Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle and her was what the ol’ shyster had to say about it:  "Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

Of course, this dumb ol’ East Texas boy is just waitin’ for, “What goes around comes around.”

Aww Harry, did my article tick you off?  I am so glad you despicable piece of shi........ ship scum!

 

EPILOGUE: You lil' punk in our house, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it!