Wednesday, January 30, 2013

1161: STEP OUTTA THE BOX PLEASE!

The lil’ punk is at the helm!  The new almighty savior of the world!  All bow to the lil’ punk!  Uh huh, a lot of folks sincerely believe, or believed, just that, don’t they.  This tall skinny runt with nice suits and a smooth tongue just had to be the one.  The sheppard!  The master! 
The self-anointed lil’ punk spoke of change, and salvation, a new beginning, a bright future with money for all, cars, and happiness for everyone.  So, how's that been workin' out for you, huh?  You like your brand new FREE home?  With all the bills paid?  Lord have mercy!  Have you got a house full of groceries?  Eatin' good too, huh?  How 'bout that new car you’re driving?  Run good?  No payments either, right?  Free insurance too?  The kids?  They all have brand new clothes for school?  How do they like them free Nike tenny shoes?  Wooo!  They are sharp!  Fit good?  Hey, it's starting to get cold.  Them brand new, free jackets gonna keep your lil' boogers warm?  I bet hubby got a raise in pay too, right?  Less taxes too, huh?  Take home pay went up, didn't it?  And You?  You get to quit your part time job?  Life sure is good since the punk took over, right?  Ain't he a darlin'?  He done changed everything fo’ the better and all for you too, right?  No!  What's a matter?  Not like he promised?  What do you mean?  What’s that you say?  You “mis-voted”?  “Mis-voted”?  Isn't that just a liberal way of sayin’ that you completely screwed the pooch?  You voted for the wrong cat?  "Well sir, I merely mis-voted."  It sounds so much better than, "I am a complete idiot and should have seen through this, self proclaimed, Islam believing, Socialistic, treasonous traitor!"  Yeah, mis-voted, much easier and cleaner, huh?  http://uvw.livejournal.com/44697.html
Now, let's get into this cute term “POLITICAL EXPERIENCE”.  That little phrase has been tossed around for years and years.  What does it really mean?  Where does it come from?  Webster's defines political as: of or relating to government, a government, or the conduct of government.  Experience is defined as: the fact or state of having been affected by or gained knowledge through direct observation or participation.  So, I guess, if you break it down to it's simplest form, POLITICAL EXPERIENCE would be the knowledge of government or better yet, the knowledge of, the conduct of government.  Yeah, I like that better, “The conduct of government?”  Now, I suppose, in a perfect world, “The conduct of government”, could be good think.  But, Heaven knows we are not in a perfect world and the “conduct” of them boogers in DC, don't look so good, huh?  So, in other words, to have POLITICAL EXPERIENCE, in today’s world, you'd have knowledge of how to have bad conduct in government.  See how we are led to believe that bad thing are good?
Let's see, I'm going to apply for a job.  I've got my resume in hand and I'm just as bouncy and perky as I can be.  I just know they are going to hire me.  I bounce in to the boss’s office.  Shake their hands.  Smile and say, "Hello, I'm John, and you guys need me.  Yes you do!  I have experience!  Great experience!  I can help your security company immensely!  Please, by all means, browse over my resume, please.  So, they look it over and then tell me to get the heck out of their office and do not come back!  WOW!  Didn't see that coming.  Well, I went across the street to SEVENBUCKS and bought a cup of Joe.  I sat down and began to browse my resume.  Right there, in black and white, was my experience.  It stated that I was an expert liar, that I had even cheated my own grandmother, and, I was proficient at stealing.  I thought that big business would love me.  Just knew I was a "shoe in."  Now had I gone to a Senator’s office, I would’ve been hired on the spot!
Anyway, you folks catch my meaning.  POLITICAL EXPERIENCE is not a good thing.  IT IS A VERY BAD THING!  They have learned how to lie, cheat, and steal.  You know, like I stated above, "the knowledge of the conduct of government?"  Yes, we can live with honest experience, integrity experience, hard work experience, and even business experience, but never, ever, POLITICAL EXPERIENCE!  No sir.  In fact, I had a friend, ask me today, if I would support a certain person running for office.  The first thing out of my mouth was, "Is he a politician or an ex-politician?"  I asked about his credentials.  They appeared all good, except he listed three years of Whitehouse experience and that his dad had been a Senator.  Well, that did it for me.  No siree Bobby Boy!  I'll pass, unless, of course, he had been in my district and there was no other choices, then and only then.
We have bought into a terrible bill of goods guys!  For some reason, folks are stuck on this POLITICAL EXPERIENCE crap!  It is terrible!  It has hurt this country immensely!  We keep electing people from the same “CLUB”!  They are all buddies!  We must change our thinking!  Why are we so afraid of electing HONEST people, who will truly represent our views and not the views of just the very rich, powerful and elite!  We play into their hands at every single election!
Personally, I would love to see garbage collectors, plumbers, electricians, cashiers, waiters, anybody run for office.  I don't care, as long as they are HONEST!  Folks, can they do any worse?  Really!  Can they do any worse?  Are we going to have a government of POLITICAL EXPERIENCE deadbeats and crooks or a government with HONEST men and women?  It's your call.  Keep on doing the same o' same o', year after year, after year, or GET A FRESH START!  Kick these bums, no, that is way too nice!  Kick these useless, POLITICALLY EXPERIENCED, deadbeat, no caring, men and women, OUT OF OUR HOUSE!  Do you really want to keep going down the same tired, old path?  Do you?  Really?  Like Smokey the Bear once said,  "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT CORRUPT POLITICIANS!"  Oh shoot, he talked about forest fires, didn’t he.  Hey, you know what I meant!  I missed my GERITOL, this morning, okay?  Anyway, GET 'EM OUT!  Just GET 'EM OUT!
 
EPILOGUE: Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, hehehehehe!

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