The Spoof : Michelle Obama Was Close To Going Down On Ellen DeGeneres: But No Cigar funny satire story: "Thursday, 7 June 2012 - Close But No Cigar - BILLINGSGATE POST - I suppose if it didn't happen at a party hosted by Ellen DeGeneres and the guests weren't predominantly card carrying gay and lesbian Democrats, President Obama's joke about Michelle not going all the way down on Ms. DeGeneres might have stayed above the belt. President Obama: "I want to thank my wonderful friend who accepts a little bit of teasing about Michelle beating her in push-ups," he said, according to a White House transcript. "But I think she claims Michelle didn't go all the way down.""
***************** - Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartedly right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, Hehehehehe!
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