WHY WASN’T HE SHOT, HUNG OR ELECTRICUTED?

The absolute truth about George (Swartz) Soros:

George Swartz (now George Soros) was often said to have escaped the Nazi occupation of Hungary.  Hey, the ol’ sucker did escape, but not like y’all may think.  Oh yeah, the reason for the name change?  Well Teddy, Georgie’s father didn’t want to be looked at as a Jew, so he betrayed his people and changed their name to Soros.  He thought this new name would help them become wealthier.  It didn’t, at least at the time, because the war came and almost a half a million Jews were deported to death camps.

Of course Georgie and Teddy didn’t go to no stinkin’ death camps.  No siree!  They went to work for the Nazi’s.  Yep, they rounded up Jews (their own neighbors) for the Nazi’s, so they could be put on the death camp trains and hauled away.  George and Theodore were such fine folks.  Oh, and Georgie moved up in the Nazi ranks.  He becomes a property confiscator.  You betcha, he was a go-getter!  He stole Jewish land left and right!

Well, after George got through helpin’ the Nazi’s kill all his Jewish neighbors and after the war was over, he had to find other ways to feed his selfish needs.  So he went to work as a rat catcher.  Yep, he opened a company, which was in the business of catching rats.

You see, Hamburg, Germany was infested with rats and no one could get rid of them.  Well ol’ Georgie, not letting a good scam go to waste, put out fliers everywhere stating that his company would buy rats for one dollar each.  Well, the good citizens of Hamburg started catching rats left and right.  They caught those rats in every way imaginable, but catch ‘em they did.

The rats came pouring in and George dished out the dough.  He took all the rats and put them in cages, which he had built. George had spent thousands and was willing to spend even more.  Yep, as long as those folks would catch rats, he’d buy ‘em.

Well, as you might imagine, the rat infestation was decreasing dramatically.  George had to keep the supply coming, so he went up to one twenty-five a rat.  The rats started coming in again and George kept filling his cages.  Every time the rat collections dropped, George would increase his price for rats. 

The rat population was really getting scarce, and George knew that they were about gone, so he raised his price to a buck fifty a rat.  He got fifty or sixty more, but he wanted every rat, so he went to two bucks and fifty cents a rat.  Yes, he announces and advertised that he would buy any rat around for two fifty!  Well, as he expected, only a few more came in.  George was getting bored, so he went for a vacation, but insisted and emphasized before he left, that his assistant would still buy any rat for two fifty each, knowing that there were virtually none left.  The assistant saw that there wasn’t much to do.  Hamburg was all but clear of rats.

One day, shortly after George left, his assistant hatched a plan.  He had a meeting with the town elders and made an announcement.  He told them of the thousands of rats in George’s cages.  “There are no more to buy!” he said.  He went on, “George has left me in charge of his entire operation, but all I have to do is tend to a bunch of rats in a cage.  I have an idea I wish to put to you.  What if I were to sell these rats back to anyone who wishes to invest, for the sum of two bucks each?  After all, George, a well respected businessman, did say that he would pay two fifty each, didn’t he?   We all could do well with this opportunity!”

So the elders, and many of the citizens, bought all the rats for two fifty each.  Of course, George or his assistant was never seen again, at least by the good folks of Hamburg, Germany.  Yep, he screwed even more of his German neighbors, just like he did in Hungary for the Nazi’s.

Now guys, I’m not sure the rat story was true, but it gives you a very good idea how the stock market works when evil men get a hold of it.  Hey, but the first two paragraphs above are fact!  George was and is the RAT!  Oh, and remember, if y’all don’t see me, well it’s ‘cause I’m sneakin’ up on ya!  


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