EXCLUSIVE! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE YOU WILL FIND THIS TODAY!

EXCLUSIVE NEWS REPORT:  “Today we have realized that we have not been giving you the complete story concerning President Obama and his wife, Michelle.  We sincerely apologize, to you, our audience.  Often time the news media gets caught up in the norm and fails to realize, and report, the actual.  This network will no longer do that, and on that you can depend.  Once again, we are making a public apology for our short sidedness.  We sincerely want to thank you for watching us and ask you to please forgive us.   Now, we will take you to “real” news that you can depend on.”

“After looking into our investigative material and conferring with our reporters, we can safely and accurately say the President Obama has been funneling funds through George Soros.  The money lost in Solyndra was not actually completely lost.  We have found that most of it was either funneled to Soros entities or paid as bonuses to executives, who in turn, funneled a portion to Soros.  We will have complete reports on this in the days to come.”

“Next, we have also learned that President Obama’s refusal to allow the Keystone Pipeline was very misinterpreted.  Originally, we reported that his refusal was based on input he was receiving from environmentalist, but we have learned that was not the case.  We have found that he has been having secret correspondence with the principles in the Middle East.  He is refusing the pipeline construction in order to protect Muslim oil interest.  The halt to drilling in the Gulf and places within the United States are also tied to President Obama, George Soros and the Muslims.  This too, we will be following up on daily.”

“Now, to Michelle and Barrack Obama’s true religion and beliefs, they are not as first appeared.  We and countless media outlets have been reporting that they are Christian, but we, at least, will correct our error.  It has been learned, through irrefutable evidence, which we will reveal in the coming days, that the couple are devout Muslims and have very strong beliefs in Islam and the Quran.  The American people have been lied to and we wish to correct our part in those lies.”

“In light of this, allow me to give you one side note to Michelle Obama’s beliefs.  Recently, a video has been seen showing Michelle mouthing a phrase concerning our flag.  We have had a team of eleven voice experts take a look at this video.  After four days of a thorough investigation, they all agreed, that indeed, she did say, “All this for a damn flag.” while Barrack nodded in agreement.  We will also reveal our documented findings on this”

“Lastly, I wish to relay to you, our audience, that we are aggressively pursuing the truth and we have found many reported errors.  We have found vast corruption in virtually every Federal government level.  We have found that both Barrack Obama and Erick Holder are very complicit in Fast and Furious.  We have found that even Donald Trump is far from clean in his dealings with Obama.  We have found that government leaders are knee deep in the drug trade and the infiltration of illegal immigrants.  Our facts, and I wish to stress facts, are far too extensive to mention in this one report, but you will be seeing and hearing it in the coming days.”

“I wish to thank you for your patriotism.  I thank you for your patience and beg your forgiveness.  I want to thank you in advance, if you should give us another chance.  We are also fed up with the lies and from this day forth we will report the truth to the best of our ability, but, if we should slip up, please do not hesitate to call us out.  From this day forth we will be a part of the people and not the politically correct.”

Boy!  Now we are getting somewhere guys!  That is the way a news report ought to be, straight, concise and to the point.  I challenge all media outlets to take this network’s lead!  

Okay folks, although and painfully wish that this is a real report.  Regretfully, I must tell you that it is not.  Nope, I wrote the whole thing, it is not “probably” not true, but isn’t it a very sad thing that FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN or any other media outlet did not publish a truthful report about the shape we are in?  After all, they have the resources, but they CHOOSE to hide the truth.

RECITATION: "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a Muslim, believer of the Quran! They are my ENEMY and I DO NOT recognize their beliefs in Islam to be a RELIGION, and I never will! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!