LAUGHS!

A PROPER RESPONSE:  Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven Canadian built luxury bus.  Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the bus comes to a stop.  Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and check on the animal, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.  'You were driving; so go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.  Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.  'My Allah, what happened to you?' asks Obama.  The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a fantastic meal and the daughter made love to me.'  'What on earth did you say to them to make them do all of that for you?' asks Obama.  “Well”, the driver says, “I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I am Barrack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.

THE IRS RETURNED IT:  Yep, they sent my tax return back!  I simply, responded truthfully to the question, which requires you to list all of your dependents.  I put, “12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in prisons, half of Mexico and over 550 fools in Congress and the current administration."  I guess the truth just hurt too much because they apparently thought that this was NOT an acceptable answer.

PUZZLED:  Folks, I am really in a quandary why so many East Texans don’t want another danged ol’ mosque erected here in Longview, Texas.  We East Texans need to more tolerant towards them Mooslams.  I mean, if them Mooslams want a new mosque then we should let them boogers have one.  That’s just what good folks do.

And, I’m sure, in the sprit of religious tolerance, that them Mooslams will not mind if we infidels, as they call us, don’t mind if we erect two nightclubs, a butcher shop, a restaurant, a lingerie boutique and a liquor store right next door to their new mosque.  This way the Mooslams will be promoting the same religious tolerance as we East Texans do.  Uh huh, there ya go.

Now the investors who are putting up these night clubs already have the theme and the names for them.  Yep, one is going to be a homosexual club called, “The Turban Cowboy”, and the other will be one of them exotic dancer clubs called, "Ya Mecca-Me-Hot."  Of course, once again, in the name of “tolerance”, another good ol’ East Texas boy has already proposed plans for a butcher shop, that specializes in pork and a nice barbeque joint called, “Iraq of Ribs”.  Yuuuuumy!

The lingerie boutique will be called, “Victoria Has No Secrets” and it will have all them slinky, big Barbie dolls in their windows showin’ off the goods.  The liquor store will be named, simply, “Mo’hammered” and will feature fine liquors, wine and beer.

Yes, we should all show tolerance in these tough times, even them Mooslams.

_______________________________________________________________________________ 

 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!