ADULTS ONLY! IT'S ALL ABOUT PRIORITIES!

An old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room.  As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER:                                   $2.00

HAMBURGER:                                $2.25

CHEESEBURGER:                          $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH:                   $3.50

HAND JOB:                                      $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and waits on the exceptionally attractive female bartender, who is busy serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.  Finally, she slowly glides down the counter to the old golfer.  "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing, inviting smile, "May I help you?"  The old golfer leans over the counter and whispers, "Well, I was wondering, young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"  She looks into his eyes with that wide sexy smile and purrs:  "Why, yes sir, I sure am."  The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear he softly says, "Well, wash your hands real good because I want a cheeseburger."

Oh shut up you self righteous folks.  It's a joke and we are all mature enough to handle it.  Just laugh and move on.

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 "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!