GREAT INCOME OPPORTUNITY!

Folks, this one actually works!  No games!  No gimmicks!  Just a real, All American, opportunity!  You can make tons of cash fairly quickly!  You will not see this advertised on TV or in the papers!  Learn the hidden secrets, which were only used by, celebrities, attorneys, politicians and fringe individuals, until now!

This will only take a few years, but it is, FINANCIALLY, well worth it.  Yes, you can make millions!  Please take a moment to read this and, if you do not agree with me, I will stand on the court house steps and dance like a monkey until I draw a huge crowd!

First, you have to commit an outrageous crime or act!  Hey, don’t worry!  You’ll serve a lil’ time, but think about, it’s easier than working, right.  Now the crime needs to be imaginative!  You know, like being a teacher and having orgies with a bunch of kids and/or supplying them with plenty of dope and booze.  Or by killing a baby and getting off by tellin’ tons of lies.  Or become a cook and illegally play the stock market.  Or start your singin’ career with very few clothes on, acting like a slut and condemning God.  Don’t worry, you do not have to sing that good.  This is America!  Filth pays!  Or just start a church.  I’ve always said that if I were a crook, I’d start a church.  All you have to do is “pretend” to be a person of God and folks will PAY, and PAY, and PAY to follow you.  Anyway, you get the picture.

Second, if you chose the crime, just wait until you get out and write a book about the details of the crime.  Oh, and throw in a few juicy lies, so it will sell even more.  America loves liars!  Then set back and wait for the dollars to come, right to your mail box.  You can laugh all the way to the bank. 

Now, if you choose an act, just become vaguely popular and keep up the slut act.  You will be amazed at all the goggle eyed lil’ punks, who will pay to see your skinny lil’ body, hear you talk dirty and condemn their parent’s God.  Yeah, you’ll do good.  Eventually however, folks will condemn you so much that you may want to appear to turn to God or even give to children’s charity.  This will draw a whole new crowd of money givers.  LOL!  Hey and when you finally get too old or out dated, just write a juicy book.  Yeah, find someone who helped you in your “career” and throw them under the bus.  Give your money givers some juice and wa-la; the bucks are comin’ in again.  Ain’t America great?

So, boys and girls don’t worry about school or college.  Don’t worry about your parents trying to teach you good solid fundamentals.  Just ignore them.  Don’t worry about going to church or reading the Bible or Torah.  This is America!  Knowing and loving God will not make you money!  Why bother?  Hey, and only run with the rough and trashy crowd.  Yeah, they’re the ones, who are going to make it big in America!  Learn to drink and smoke.  Learn to cuss.  Learn to wear trashy clothes and bad make-up.  Learn to hate traditions and a clean way of life.  Learn to hate America.  Yes sir, that’s where the money is!  You’ll hit the big time before you know it.

Hey, and when you hit it big, look me up.  I want to hear about your sweet life, so I can write a book about it!

So see, didn’t I tell you that it was a money makin’ opportunity?  Was I right?  Wanna try it?  Not me brother!  There is a high place I’m seeking and it ain’t here on earth, sunshine!  No siree!  This money making opportunity will be very, very temporary.  You’ll grow old and die miserable.  Naw Bubba, I’m looking “long term”.  Everlasting!  Permanent!  And there is room for more.  The choice is yours.

Oh yeah, and don't forget this one! 

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"I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!