An elderly couple, in their 80's, went to a sex therapist's office and asks the doctor to watch them have sex. The doctor was so amazed at such an elderly couple wanting sexual advise that he agrees. After watching them, the doctor says, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have sex. Everything appears to be normal." He charges them $50 and they go merrily on their way. The couple returns the next week and again ask the doctor to watch as they have sex. They continue these weekly "visits" for months until the doctor finally asked the couple what they wanted him to find out in these "examinations".
The old man replies, "Doctor, we're not trying to find out anything. I'm married, so we can't go to my house, she's married so we can't go to her house. The Holiday Inn charges $98, the Hilton charges $139. So we come here each week and do it here for $50. Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving me only $7 to pay to make love to my girl friend. Oh, and since you are a doctor, the whole affair is completely confidential!"
MORAL OF THE STORY: Obama, don't mess with old patriots health care! They will always find a way to bilk the system.
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ReplyDelete- Sue - thought you might get a kick outta this one. Glad you enjoyed.
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