TALES FROM THE CULT NO. 7! (Or “How to tell if they are a muslim!)

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you have more wives than teeth, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you wipe your rear end with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you think, vests come in two styles:  bulletproof and suicide, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you can't think of anyone, you haven't declared Jihad against, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than, setting off roadside bombs, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you have nothing against women and think that every man should own at least four, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you smell like you are on the sixth day of your five day deodorant pad, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you six year old son knows how to pull a pin on a grenade and throw it, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you fear a pigs blood, but just get all giddy at a human beheading, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If your bride to be, postpones the wedding because she has to go on her fourth grade field trip, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If your wife pretends to like it rough, no, I mean really rough, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you use your goat for more than milk and/or meat, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

If you have a fetish about cutting and deforming genitalia, then

YOU MAY BE A MUSLIM!

AND FINALLY -  If you are the current standing United States President, then

YOU ARE DEFINETLY A MUSLIM!

There you go, guys! Now do me one small favor.  HONOR OUR TROOPS BY DISGRACING AND HUMILIATING COMMUNISTS AND MUSLIMS EVERY SINGLE CHANCE YOU GET!

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"I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a quran practicing muslim. They are my ENEMY! 

 Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK 

 ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!