“First, as I always do, let me say, that I am proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. Second, I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. And last, I will defend the original Constitutional rights and lives of those patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend others, who will be shocked to learn, that what they once believed in, was false”. -- JOHN L SULAK
Here's the picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the
cousin of a union co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 magnum, open site, rifle.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, demolished two four wheelers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant. And just so all the liberals out there won't question this, it has been checked on Snopes, who confirmed it. Honest!
Sincerely,
Barrack Hussein Obama
“Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.” -- JLS
John, it makes my heart twinge to know that the POTUS or is that DUFUS is looking out for us.
ReplyDeletePETE - There is far too much twinging going on, I'm afraid. DUFUS was the right call. Thanks for the contribution.
ReplyDeleteYou guys in Texas sure know how to tell tall tales, I'm a deer hunter and I don't believe that the deer you pictured could stand up with those horns on it's head, no less walk around with them. I got a dozen "Jackalopes" I could send you if you your interested in breeding them and add to your collection.
ReplyDeleteOh Bob, you New York guys are just jealous, but hey, are thos jackalopes already dressed out? If so, send me a couple. They're a lil' on the tough side, but after about 15 hours on the smoker they taste just like chicken.
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