PULL THEM BRITCHES UP, CHIEF!

"....but officer, you have the wrong young man!  My little Jimmy would never steal a thing!  He's a good boy!  He has no need to steal.  We have always given him everything he wanted."  Or how about this one, "...go ahead and arrest me "pig", my dad is an attorney and I'll be out before morning!"  Here is another, "Young man, why did you beat up this old women and steal her purse?"  "Well cop, it was because she was easy and had what I wanted."  And, of course, one of the all time favorites, "DON'T TAZE ME BRO!"  Some folks, hear these things in the REAL WORLD, but most see them on the tube.  In either case the conversation goes something like this, "Boy, I'm sure glad that I raised my kids right."  or "My children will never ever do that stuff.  I'll make sure of that!"  or "We have done very well.  We will be able to get them the things they need and the education, that we had to scrape for.  We will not have to worry about our children.  No, not at all."

"[A] good moral character is the first essential in a man, and that the habits contracted at your age are generally indelible, and your conduct here may stamp your character through life. It is therefore highly important that you should endeavor not only to be learned but virtuous." --George Washington, letter to Steptoe Washington, 1790

Look at the way most of the young people talk today.  If you have any class at all, you know that it is very vulgar and offensive.  Most have no respect or courtesy for anyone, even themselves.  Oh, get off my case!  You know it's correct.  Be honest, when was the last time, that you went to a medium priced restaurant and did not hear the vulgarity?  Let alone a fast food joint!  It's terrible!  And if you try to politely suggest, that they "tone" it down a bit, well, you're the one that will probably get booted from the place.  And don't even get me started on the clothes.  Good gosh!  Are you as fed up as I am about seeing underwear and panty tops all over town?  Much less their actual butt tops.  No class!  No grace!  And when was the last time you heard a "yes sir" or "yes mam".  Helping an old lady across the street is only done by men over sixty now.  The punks just watch and even laugh at them.   

"[T]he only foundation for a useful education in a republic is to be laid in religion. Without this there can be no virtue, and without virtue there can be no liberty, and liberty is the object and life of all republican governments." --Benjamin Rush, On the Mode of Education Proper in a Republic, 1806

It's all BALONEY!  Yes sir!  BALONEY!  Our world is COMPLETELY backwards!  Only a few, very few kids will ever have a chance at really succeeding.  And I don't mean making a ton of money!  I mean succeeding in having a good, honest, God loving life with REAL freedom and integrity.  Very few indeed.  Most will turn out to be "punks"!  And the shame of it all, except for just a few, it WILL NOT BE THEIR FAULT!  They will do as they are taught!  Remember that, please.  THEY WILL DO AS THEY ARE TAUGHT!  And brother, with our "ME" world, our corrupt leaders, our liberal, LET 'EM ALL FREE, judges, our ambulance chasing attorneys, our liberal teachers and professors, our immoral and drug induced athletes, our, "don't have time", life and..........well, the only "BIG" thing they are learning is NO RESPONSIBILITY and/or how to get something for nothing!  No consequences for their actions.  No discipline.  Yes, I said "DISCIPLINE"!  That used to be a good word.  Now, it is so far from "POLITICALLY CORRECTNESS", that you almost hear gasps when someone utters it.  Yes, the government is to blame for this!  YES THEY ARE!

They are to blame for not LEAVING AMERICA ALONE!  They are to blame for allowing free speech to mean VULGARITY!  Even gown adults use it way too much!  They are to blame for BELITTLING America!  By allowing our flag to be burned in disgrace!  They are to blame for letting a few "soul-less" people dictate the majorities belief and presence of GOD in our lives!  They are to blame for making our Bill of Rights look like a "things to do" list for every crook in the country!  They are to blame for destroying the use of our Constitution, that our brilliant founding fathers so proudly wrote!  They are to blame for ELIMINATING our CHECKS AND BALANCES system, within our three branches of government!  They are to blame for establishing a fourth, unconstitutional, privately owned, branch of government, THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM!  They are to blame for hiding their heads in the sand when THEIR OWN breaks OUR LAWS!  They are to blame for coddling, apologizing to, bowing down to, and allowing United States citizens to, finance our enemies!  They are to blame for consistently trying to take away OUR RIGHT to bear arms!  They are to blame for an education system that teaches Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Islam, "no-winner or looser sports", while ignoring the MAJORITIES belief in GOD.  They are to blame for surrounding themselves with advisors, that "admittedly" believe in population control, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, New World Order, the distribution of all wealth, Global Warming, and many other ANTI-AMERICAN practices and ideas.  And let me finish off with....they are ALL to blame for lying through their teeth, in the name of lobbyists, donors, benefactors, and self-promotion!  YES INDEED - THEY ARE TO BLAME for our beautiful country being turned upside down!  THEY ARE TO BLAME!

"The duty imposed upon him to take care, that the laws be faithfully executed, follows out the strong injunctions of his oath of office, that he will 'preserve, protect, and defend the constitution.' The great object of the executive department is to accomplish this purpose; and without it, be the form of government whatever it may, it will be utterly worthless for offence, or defence; for the redress of grievances, or the protection of rights; for the happiness, or good order, or safety of the people." --Justice Joseph Story

Yes, they are to blame, but so are most Americans, for allowing them the privilege to serve such a dignified office in OUR GOVERNMENT!  After all, I myself voted for some of the crooks currently holding those dignified offices, not many, mind you, but just one crook is one too many.  I have learned, since then.  I have become aware, since then.  I have become a voice, since then.  I take a deeper look behind the smooth talk, the big smiles and nice clothes, since then!  I have become involved, since then. And so have MILLIONS upon millions like me!  We are a GIANT and we are GROWLING!

THE ANSWER?  Simple!  THEY MUST BE FIRED!  And as soon as reasonably possible, if not sooner.  Vote out, impeach, forced retirement, jailed, or whatever else may work.  THEY HAVE TO BE FIRED!

Just have to leave you with this.  I am not absolutely sure if it is true or not, but who cares, it's still a good read.  I got a kick out of it and I hope you do to.  Enjoy.

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: 

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.  Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up this country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like re-distributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you the New York Times and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and N. Korea and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volkswagen you can find.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Imagine", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World."

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wallace
Law Student and an American

....and there you have some more opinions from TH' DUMB OL' EAST TEXAS BOY.  Y'all come and see me some time!