1297: WHERE IS HE?

Now lil’ Albert, who was only seven and his big brother Ben, who was ten were pretty rowdy ol’ boogers.  They were always getting’ into some kinda trouble around their small East Texas town and their folks were at wits end as to what to do about their kiddos.

 

So, the boys' momma had heard that the preacher down at the local church had straightened out some other boys and she went down and asked him if he would take a shot at her two.  The preacher said, “Sure, I’d be glad too.  Just bring those two lil’ suckers to me, but I want to see ‘em one at a time.  Let’s start with the lil’ one first.  Bring him to me first thing in the mornin’.”  Well, as instructed, the mother sent her lil’ one first thing the next mornin’.

 

The preacher was a great big ol’ boy with a voice that would make a grizzly shutter.  He told Albert to set down and then he asked him with force in his voice, “Boy, do you know where God is?"  Albert’s mouth dropped open and his eyes opened wide, but he didn’t speak a word.  Once again, with even more force the preacher said, “Look son, do you know where God is?" and once again, Albert didn’t make a sound.  The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in Albert’s face and bellowed, "TELL ME NOW, WHERE IS GOD?" Albert hollered and ran outta that church like a field mouse runnin’ from a tom cat!  He ran home as fast as he could, slammed the front door, ducked into the nearest closet, closed the door and sat there shiverin’!

 

His older brother upon seein’ this opened the closet door and gasped, "What happened Albert?  What did that preacher do?  Are you okay?"  Albert said, “No I’m not okay!  Ben, me and you are in big trouble!  God has come up missin’ and that preacher thinks that we did it!”

 

Albert and Ben were finally found in the woods, three days later and they certainly learned where God “really” was. 

 

MORAL:  If you can survive it, tough love is always the best love. 

 

___________________________ VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE:

 

Well folks, as of today the justice system in America is still very corrupt. As of this writing Barrack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein and a whole host of other corrupt politicians are still unjustly walking free after committing repeated crimes against America and Americans, including murder!

 

You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it!

 

******** "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford

 

******** In today's backward world, RACISM IS when American taxpayer's work their butts off every day and complain because they have to pay for people, who are too damn lazy and/or illegal, about getting free healthcare, free cell phones, free housing, free food, free baby sitters, free school, free electricity, free water, free cars, free air conditioning and a whole host of other freebies! This used to be called, "pointing out injustice", but not in Obama's world! In his world, it is RACISM!