1277: IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE 4 HOOVES!

There are folks, who ride around on camels all day long and still do not understand nuthin’, but they are not alone!

 

Stay with me now guys.  A camel, yes a camel, can eat just about anything from a leather belt to a piece of rope to a Muslim tent to a pair of shoes.  Their mouths are tough, so darn tough that they can eat a cactus full of thorns without a whimper.  In fact they enjoy it.  Yeah, they eat all types of grass and other plants that grow on the desert.  The camel, I’m talkin’ about is called a dromedary camel, the one-hump kind that lives on hot deserts in the Middle East.  Its hump, all eighty or so pounds of it, is filled with fat for fuel and not water as some believe.  It’s the hump that lets it go for days without any food.  It can travel across the burnin’ hot sands of the desert for miles and miles and if it can’t find any grub, well the ol’ hump kicks in and keeps it goin’.  Now, if y’all happen to see its hump kinda tilt or flop to one side, well it’s time to chow down.  The hump is on empty.  Once filled it puffs up like a blow fish.

 

Did y’all know that this same camel can drink twenty-seven gallons of water in a record ten minutes flat?  Didn’t know that?  Well, it can.  Where does all that water go?  First, it goes to the stomach and then it is carried away by billions of blood cells to every single part of its body.  Stay with me now, it’s not what you think.  In fact, all these brainiac scientists tested a camel’s stomach exactly ten minutes after it downed twenty-seven gallons of H2O and found that the camel’s stomach was completely empty!  Empty guys!  In ten friggin’ minutes!  Didn’t know that did ya?  Uh huh!  That’s why this ol’ camel, fully loaded with over four hundred pounds, can go over a hundred miles in an eight hour day and not stop for a single drop of water or a spot of food!  No sir!  Not one single drop or crumb of food!  You try that!  Ha!  Hey, and if it just had too, it can go eight full days without any liquid!

 

Just like us peon’s, a camel’s blood contains ninety-four percent water, but it’s blood cells can loose up to forty percent of their water to keep it healthy whenever the camel can’t find water.  Humans cannot do that.  We have to maintain the 94%.  Shoot, if we loose just five percent of our liquid, we go blind!  Ten percent and we can’t hear and usually go nuts!  Twelve percent and our blood is thicker than 10W-30!  But the ol’ camel can keep chuggin’ along with just 54% of its fluid!  Yep, it’s designed for the desert like a master machine!

 

 Y’all still with me?  I’m getting’ there and you’ll like it!  Now guys, after this ol’ camel finds a water hole, it'll drink for about ten minutes and then its skinny ol’ carcass starts to change almost immediately.  In that short amount of time its body begins to swell and then it fills out nicely, it don't look skinny anymore and it gains back over two hundred pounds that it burned up on a long trip.

 

Shoot, even its nose is specially designed to save water.  Whenever it breathes out it just don’t lose much water.  Its nose traps the warm, moist air from its lungs and collects it in the nasal membranes.  Little bitty blood vessels in those membranes then takes that water back into its blood.  Talk about “recycling”!  You see, it has a cold nose and that’s what changes that warm air into water.  Its nose kinda works like a radiator on a car only Ford didn’t make it.  It’ll breathe in hot dry desert air and it goes through its wet nasal passages, and then produces a cooling effect, and its nose stays colder than its body.

 

Now get this!  The camel’s hooves are real wide and get even wider when it steps on them.  Each of its feet has two long, bony toes with tough, leathery skin between its soles.  Its feet are kinda like a duck’s because they are almost webbed and it’s this specially designed webbed hoof that won't let it sink into the soft, drifting sand of the desert.  It also allow it to go over ten miles an hour in the sand.

 

Y’all have heard of desert windstorms?  Well, the camel’s has special muscles in its nostrils that close the openings, which keeps sand out of its nose, but still allows it enough air to breathe.  Its eyelashes arch down over its eyes like screens and this keeps both the sand and sun out but still lets it see clearly.  Hey and if a grain of sand should slip through, well this ol’ camel has an inner eyelid that automatically wipes the sand off of its eyeball just like a windshield wiper.

 

Oh yeah, the folks, who own or “operate” these camels depend on then for groceries too.  Ubetcha!  Once again, the same ol’ camel we’ve been talkin’ about comes through again.  Yep, ol’ Momma camel puts out some of the richest milk you’ll ever find.  It makes outstanding butter and cheese too.  The camel’s wool can be shaved and then woven into cloth.

 

When a camel is about six months old, special knee pads start to grow on its front legs.  If it did not have them, it could not its 1000 pounds to the ground.  Its knees would soon become sore and infected and it could never lie down. It would simply die of exhaustion.  Yep, this ol’ camel is a very technical and extremely highly engineered!

 

Now how can anyone read this and even remotely think that this ol’ camel was just an accident?  Sure, two rocks flew into each other, exploded and over several years (number cannot be proven) the “dust” from that explosion formed this ol’ camel!  This especially operational, highly engineered and remarkably technical camel!  From two rocks!  Seriously?  Are you folks really that desperate to believe that this ol’ camel was NOT created?  Really?  Read the article again, for Christ’s sake!  Did you miss somethin’?  Man, there are some thick folks in this world!  Theory of Evolution my butt!!!

 

I have no idea where all this info came from.  It was sent to me from a friend without any author.  Of course, I threw in my version, but whoever first came up with it, I thank you. 

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VERY IMPORTANT FOOT NOTE:  Well folks, as of today the justice system in America is still very corrupt. As of this writing Barrack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein and a whole host of other corrupt politicians are still unjustly walking free after committing repeated crimes against America and Americans, including murder!

 

You lil' punk, Barry Hussein, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are you lil' arrogant imposter! Oh yeah, and if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, you're gonna need it!

 

******** "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian." --- Henry Ford

 

******** In today's backward world, RACISM IS when American taxpayer's work their butts off every day and complain because they have to pay for people, who are too damn lazy and/or illegal, about getting free healthcare, free cell phones, free housing, free food, free baby sitters, free school, free electricity, free water, free cars, free air conditioning and a whole host of other freebies! This used to be called, "pointing out injustice", but not in Obama's world! In his world, it is RACISM!