STARVE SUCKA’S ‘CAUSE WE WANT YO SCRATCH!

They are the elite panhandlers of America!  They will pull every con, scam and snow job on you to get your dough!  Hey, and a few alligator tears, they’ll throw in, just to make you feel guilty, if you don’t support their gig!  Yes siree Bubba, these guys are good.  There’s not a single TV evangelist on the tube, who can hold a candle to the sermon these two preach!  Heck, I bet even ol’ Joel Olsteen watches their every move, so he can learn a few tricks.  Too bad that there are so many dog gone sheep in this world, who buy this baloney, but regretfully, there are!

Now folks, here is one of their beaut’s!  Yes, this is the lil’ Mrs. herself, Moochelle Obama, who is doin’ the beggin’ this time!  Of course, I’m posting the “personal” message she emailed me below, but while you read it, just think of all the restaurant owners and the folks, who use them.

So here is her beg (actual wording):

“John L --

I know your life is full -- with work, or school, or family -- and yet you still find the time to help out when you can.

You may have a tight budget, but you give what you can afford.

A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election.

That is the commitment that drives this campaign.

If you can support Barack with a donation today, please know it makes a huge difference. If we win, it will be because of what you did at moments like this:

Thanks,

Michelle

P.S. -- It meant a lot to me to speak with you and everyone else last night. Thank you for everything you do.”

Don’t that just bring a tear to you’re eye?  Now y’all reach deep, so she don’t have to beg no more!  Skip a meal or two!  Take some milk from that youngin’!  Eat potted meat and crackers for a week!  Oh, and while you’re ballin’ and reachin’, think about all them millions of our money she spent on vacations and dates.  Think about that $6000 leather jacket she bought!  Think about that $35 Million dollar mansion they are considering buying in Hawaii!  Yeah, y’all be sure and think about those things while your reachin’ the bottom of your skimpy pockets!  SUCKA’S!

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EPILOGUE: 

Obama, you insignificant lil' flea, you cannot defeat me! I am backed by a fella, who had spikes driven in both hands and feet, then he was hung on timbers and the only thing holding him up were those spikes, then he was stabbed and given up for dead, then he was entombed, then he walked out of that tomb and ascended up into the sky and after all of that he still lives today! Yes, this is my backing! What's yours? George Soros? I am laughing whole-heartily right now! How small you really are Obama! Oh yeah, if you think this fella backing me is something, I just can't wait 'til you meet his father! Good luck, Hehehehehe! 

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