YOU CAN TAKE EAST TEXANS OUT OF EAST TEXAS, BUT YA CAN’T TAKE EAST TEXAS OUT OF EAST TEXANS!

Lil’ Bobby Barnett Henshaw, from Cartage, Texas, was in school the other day, when his teacher asked him what his favorite animal was and he said, "It’s Fried chicken."  Well she snapped back and told him, “That is not funny little Mr. Henshaw!”  She hurt his feelin’s pretty bad and he wondered about how his parents told him to always tell the truth, and he did tell the truth!  Fried chicken is my favorite animal!

Well, when Bobby got home he told his daddy what happened, and his daddy told him that his teacher was probably a member of that PETA bunch. He said they love animals very much.  Bobby said, but dad, I like animals too, especially chicken, pork and beef.  Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office and I told him what had happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. “Dad, it’s not right to lie, is it?” Bobby asked.  His dad told him that it wasn’t, and for him to get ready for supper.

Well, the next day his teacher asked him what his favorite live animal was and Bobby exhaled and told her, “It’s chicken.”  She asked him why, so he told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.  She sent him back to the principal's office. Once again, the principal laughed, and told him not to do it again.

The next day, Bobby phoned his dad from school.  Bobby told his dad, “Daddy, I don't understand. Y’all taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.  Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most and I told her, "Colonel Sanders."  So guess where I am now?

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