ONCE YOU TRY A CAMEL YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO…!

Now them ol’ Muslims got some gall alright.  They come to our country,bearly get one paw on the ground and they immediately start tryin’ to change our way of life.  They squawk about our laws, our money, our clothes, our personal lives and our religions.  Of course, I guess if they had a “real” religion themselves, they wouldn’t be so pissy.  Sure they can call it a religion all day long, but that don’t make it so.  What’s that deal, “You can put some powder face on a pig, but that sucker is still a pig.”  Yeah, something like that.  Well, you can walk around “religion” all day, but if you live in an Islamic cult, then it is still just a cult.

Anyway, there are a lot of ways to handle and discourage theses new settlers.  You can confront ‘em head on, like I often do or you can use a bit of a sneak attack.  I like to do that too.  Hey, but this fella in Houston, Texas used some Southern ingenuity to make his point.  I sure like what he done.

You see, he’s a taxi driver, name of Booger Bill Baxter.  Kind of a rough ol’ bird, but don’t mess with no one, less they mess with him first.  So, one day he was waitin’ on his next fare, when this full fledged, sheets from head to toe, Muslim gets in his cab.  The Muslim snaps, “To the Court House and I am in a bit of a hurry.”  Well Booger, already knowin’ how this was gonna go, politely replied, “Why yes sir.  Right away sir.”   He was just a grinnin’ and showin’ them pearly whites the whole time too.

They only went a few miles, when Mr. Muzzy said, “I must request that you turn your radio off.  I cannot hear music as instructed by Mohammad.  You see, in his time there was no music and certainly no radio.  I must obey.  Now silence it!”, so ol’ Booger, still showin’ them pearly whites, turns his radio off.   He then stops his cab, gets out, walks around to the Muzzy’s side and opens the door. 

The Muslim shouts, “What are you doing?”  Booger, still smilin’ and grinnin’, says, “Well, you see Mr. Muslim man, back in the time of your prophet there were no taxi cabs, so you need to get your butt out of my cab and wait here for a camel.  You have a great day, okay.”  Then Booger slowly walks around to his side, gets in his cab and drives off while waving out the window.

Yes sir, in Texas, you find really smart folks in the most unlikely places.  Good luck to ya Booger and I sure hope I’m lucky enough to get your cab next time I’m in Houston.  Oh yeah, I sure hope none of you Muslim cult members get offended by this.  You know, you being real “peaceful” folks and all.  

Thank you Merelene Fritts for you contribution to this. 

RECITATION: "I am very proud, that I pray to and worship our Judea/Christian, God Almighty. I am very proud to be an American, who loves all his family and all his fellow patriots. I will defend the original Constitutional. I will defend the rights and lives of patriots to the best of my ability and, if time and resources permit will even defend other Americans, who may fail to believe as I do, but I will never defend a Muslim, believer of the Quran! They are my ENEMY and I DO NOT recognize their beliefs in Islam to be a RELIGION, and I never will! Remember, be proud of, and promote, your beliefs! Be proud you're an American and promote that with pride! Be proud of your families and your fellow patriots and promote that with pride! And last, take some kind of real action and pray “everyday” for God to lead you correctly! Believe me.....this will lead to success.”” -- JOHN L SULAK ...and there you have some more opinions from me, Th' Dumb Ol' East Texas Boy. Take care out there, okay. IN GOD WE DO TRUST!